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So, how does it feel having an ugly wife?

So, how does it feel having an ugly wife?

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When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.

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Originally posted by jlilly
When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.
I'm one of those ugly guys, with a beautiful woman.....so, i sure hope it does 😛

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Post a picture of her for the guys here to judge.

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But the thing is I'm not a man.

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I am what most would call "butch" "dyke". I'm a tomboy! Give me the power saw too 🙂

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Originally posted by jlilly
But the thing is I'm not a man.
If you're a butch dyke, you're close enough 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If you're a butch dyke, you're close enough 😛
lol we can agree on that! 😀

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Originally posted by jlilly
When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.
At my age, nothing burns except my love for my darling wife. Whenever I look at her, I am reminded of a line from a song about an elderly couple, sung by an Australian named John Williamson, "He still picks her a rose and his old heart still races, she's still the most beautiful girl that he's met"

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Originally posted by muppyman
At my age, nothing burns except my love for my darling wife. Whenever I look at her, I am reminded of a line from a song about an elderly couple, sung by an Australian named John Williamson, "He still picks her a rose and his old heart still races, she's still the most beautiful girl that he's met"
I picture my old age with my dearest more like that "Beautiful South" song....prettiest eyes.


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Line One is the time
That you, you first stayed over at mine
And we drank our first bottle of wine
And we cried

Line Two we're away
And we both, we both had nowhere to stay
Well the bus-shelter's always OK
When you're young

Now you're older and I look at your face
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
And I only write them down just in case
That you die

Let's take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers
Fifty-nine 4th of Julys
Not through the age or the failure, children
Not through the hate or despise
Take a good look at these crows feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes

Line Three I forget
But I think, I think it was our first ever bet
And the horse we backed was short of a leg
Never mind

Line Four in a park
And the things, the things that people do in the dark
I could hear the faintest beat of your heart
Then we did

Now you're older and I look at your face
Every wrinkle is so easy to place
And I only write them down just in case
You should die

Lets take a look at these crows feet, just look
Sitting on the prettiest eyes
Sixty 25th of Decembers
Fifty-nine 4th of Julys
You can't have too many good times, children
You can't have too many lines
Take a good look at these crows feet
Sitting on the prettiest eyes

Well my eyes look like a map of the town
And my teeth are either yellow or they're brown
But you'll never hear the crack of a frown
When you are here
You'll never hear the crack
of a frown.

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Originally posted by jlilly
When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.
If somebody thinks their wife is ugly, they probably shouldnt have married them. I have known people whose wifes are decidedly dodgy looking but they always say how nice they look because of how they feel for them.

Plus, you have the security that no other judas is going to try his luck with her.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I'm one of those ugly guys, with a beautiful woman.....so, i sure hope it does 😛
I can vouch for Huck, his lady is beautiful!

😉

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Originally posted by jlilly
When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.
I wouldn't know, I usually have her face pushed in the cushion and her arse in the air.

Or she'd doing the dishes... and I don't go near the kitchen.

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Originally posted by jlilly
When you see guys who are less attractive than you with hotter wives than your own?

I bet it burns. Even a little.
and what about a guy with a smaller d&$k that yours, driving a hotter car ? like your boss
😀

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Originally posted by eamon o
and what about a guy with a smaller d&$k that yours
My d&$k is about 3 foot wide, and 5 foot high.

It doesn't have any drawers though. 😳

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