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So, the question is very simple...

So, the question is very simple...

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Two colleagues are becoming quite annoying due to the continuous confrontation
between them, so the question is: which solution should I use?

* The chainsaw?
* An axe?
* A spoon?

Danke,
-S-

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Originally posted by Seitse
Two colleagues are becoming quite annoying due to the continuous confrontation
between them, so the question is: which solution should I use?

* The chainsaw?
* An axe?
* A spoon?

Danke,
-S-
Seems Solomon got it right...
Give the spoon to Phlab for his collection.

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Ah!


So it is true what they say, uh?

That Phlabs likes spooning.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ah!


So it is true what they say, uh?

[hidden]That Phlabs likes spooning.[/hidden]
Sure hope so...
Maybe axe him what do with the chainsaw.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Two colleagues are becoming quite annoying due to the continuous confrontation
between them, so the question is: which solution should I use?
I'm partial to concentrated alkaline ones.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Sure hope so... [hidden]Maybe axe him what do with the chainsaw.[/hidden]
Certainly, I can ask him to proclivity with a cheddar
punishment, as it is usual in these casinos.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'm partial to concentrated alkaline ones.
alkaline, mmmmhhhh

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Originally posted by Seitse
Two colleagues are becoming quite annoying due to the continuous confrontation
between them, so the question is: which solution should I use?

* The chainsaw?
* An axe?
* A spoon?

Danke,
-S-
The question is not very simple...

Are they just regular mortal human beings, or are they zombies, vampires, robots, superheroes, deities, illusions, sock puppets, etc?

If they're zombies, you're going to want to administer the chainsaw to the neck, cleanly slicing the head off of one of them, when the other notices, you have to react quickly so swing the axe and aim for the legs, when it's down on the ground finish it off with a skull split.

Then eat your ice cream with the spoon.

What flavour is your ice cream?

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Originally posted by hopscotch
The question is not very simple...

Are they just regular mortal human beings, or are they zombies, vampires, robots, superheroes, deities, illusions, sock puppets, etc?

If they're zombies, you're going to want to administer the chainsaw to the neck, cleanly slicing the head off of one of them, when the other notices, you have to react quickly so swin ...[text shortened]... a skull split.

Then eat your ice cream with the spoon.

What flavour is your ice cream?
Zombie flavor?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Zombie flavor?
Then you mustn't eat it, you'll get infected, and then you'll receive an unpleasant visit from me.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Then you mustn't eat it, you'll get infected, and then you'll receive an unpleasant visit from me.
I'm playing L4D2 now, I like to use a katana for melee attacks, it brings me a curious mixture of romantic honour and zombie butt-kicking awesomeness. I am the Zombie Samurai! Hiiiiiiiiya!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Zombie Samurai!
So, do you play as a Zombie who kills... other zombies?

Aren't you supposed to eat their brains?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So, do you play as a Zombie who kills... other zombies?

Aren't you supposed to eat their brains?
Stop raining on my poorly thought out name parade! 😠

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Originally posted by Starrman
Stop raining on my poorly thought out name parade! 😠
Zombie Parade.

Now that's a good name for a massive multiplayer game for the PS3!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Two colleagues are becoming quite annoying due to the continuous confrontation
between them, so the question is: which solution should I use?

* The chainsaw?
* An axe?
* A spoon?

Danke,
-S-
dude, i'd just leave the goodies for your colleagues to find in the various corridors and rooms of the environment.

some other items to consider:

shotgun;
chain gun;
armour;
health packs;
ammo;
plasma rifle.

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