What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.
Originally posted by Raven69Phew I thought you were describing me for a minute.
What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.
Thank goodness my frogs are called Dave and Elsie đ
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My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.
When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.
It would be my friend.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitMaster!
My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.
When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.
It would be my friend.
P-
Originally posted by Phlabibityou been hanging out with reinfeld? coz you're starting to sound like him.
My sock puppet would have holes in the heel and ballz of the toes... and green button eyes. I would use shredded denim to make hair for it. I would name it 'Foster'. This sock puppet would have black marker lips and nostrils.
When I use it, I would try to use a pretty original voice. Nothing like Cookie Monster, Grover, or Kermit the Frog.
It would be my friend.
P-
Originally posted by Raven69If you add...."inhales sardines" to your list....i know the perfect puppet for you.
What would yours be? Mine would be a 37 year old thin Philosophy professor with a receding hairline who lives alone with his two pet frogs - Borris and Dorris. In his spare time he enjoys arguing on the internet, watching porn, and baking chocolate chip cookies. Online, he pretends to be a 19 year old girl who is into Star Wars and goes to the university at which he teaches.
GRANNY.