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Originally posted by cheshirecatstevens
Mine would be soiled and hidden under the bed
You spelled crusty wrong.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You spelled crusty wrong.
I guess it wouldn't be the first time Krusty was found soiled and hidden underneath the bed.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You spelled crusty wrong.
He also spelled 'standing' wrong... as well as 'tucked'

and 'shame'.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I am a sock puppet in search of a puppeteer.
Take off your clothes.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Take off your clothes.
And wideneth your handy-hole.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Take off your clothes.
Take off YOUR CLOTHS!~

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Take off your clothes.
The best I can do, as a sock puppet, is turn myself inside out.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The best I can do, as a sock puppet, is turn myself inside out.
Even better. I can molest all your dirty insides as well.

You dirty sockpuppet, you.

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This is not my brand of fun(gus).

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Even better. I can molest all your dirty insides as well.

You dirty sockpuppet, you.
Throw me on the dirty laundry pile when you're done.

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Originally posted by darvlay
This is not my brand of fun(gus).
Maybe you'd prefer a sock pupa.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Throw me on the dirty laundry pile when you're done.
The krusty pile awaits you.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
The krusty pile awaits you.
Good grief ... Mama told me not to come ...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Throw me on the dirty laundry pile when you're done.
not after that. it's the burn heap for you.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
The krusty pile awaits you.
Are you talking 'bout hemorrhoids ?

GRANNY.