sofa adverts

next time you're stuck in the house watching daytime telly as your brain slowly leaks out of our ears, keep a special eye out for sofa adverts - there'll be one sooner or later. now keep a close eye on the actors as they bounce happily onto the luxury sofas that can be yours for only 48 interest-free payments. they're bloody munchkins! look at them, there's not a one over 5 foot tall. where do they get them, the jockey club? are we supposed to think that just 'cos they've got a bunch of hobbits sitting on their sofas, we'll be tricked into thinking we're going to have a couch the size of an oil tanker in our living rooms? for shame, dfs. we are not fooled.

I just had to tell you about a sofa ad.

It read "Sofa King, our prices are Sofa King low"

I actually couldn't believe it made it past the censors.

Originally posted by dags
I just had to tell you about a sofa ad.

It read "Sofa King, our prices are Sofa King low"

I actually couldn't believe it made it past the censors.