Go back
Solicitation of children.

Solicitation of children.

General

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
you know what they say. .

life is like moldy crow.

one slip of the tongue and your in the shyt
And you know your girlfriend's too fat when she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
And you know your girlfriend's too fat when she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo.
Now, now! We have to get rid of Dippity Do Da and Red Rover before we return to fighting amongst ourselves. Mustn't lose track of the task at hand!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
Now, now! We have to get rid of Dippity Do Da and Red Rover before we return to fighting amongst ourselves. Mustn't lose track of the task at hand!
yeah. . . whats that again?

fighting about other things instead??

Vote Up
Vote Down

Maybe we could sell them to Helping Hands. They would then sell them as monkeys. They'd have to wear monkey suits though.

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
Now, now! We have to get rid of Dippity Do Da and Red Rover before we return to fighting amongst ourselves. Mustn't lose track of the task at hand!
I want some hot chocolate. 🙁

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Maybe we could sell them to Helping Hands. They would then sell them as monkeys. They'd have to wear monkey suits though.
no they wouldnt have to wear monkey suits they are doing a grand job without ....

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
I want some hot chocolate. 🙁
You want hot chocolate with *special* ingredients. Do you have ID to prove you're old enough?

Aw, heck. You checked the box when you signed up. Here's a nice cup of potent hot chocolate. Enjoy!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
You want hot chocolate with *special* ingredients. Do you have ID to prove you're old enough?

Aw, heck. You checked the box when you signed up. Here's a nice cup of potent hot chocolate. Enjoy!
😠 nasty box, dont do that again😠


can i get some too ?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
😠 nasty box, dont do that again😠


can i get some too ?
Potent or regular?

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
Potent or regular?
regular i think. maternity benifits aren't good in my job 🙁

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
regular i think. maternity benifits aren't good in my job 🙁
Or is the opposite of potent impotent. Hmm, never mind.

One regular hot chocolate!

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
You want hot chocolate with *special* ingredients. Do you have ID to prove you're old enough?

Aw, heck. You checked the box when you signed up. Here's a nice cup of potent hot chocolate. Enjoy!
No, I wanted hot chocolate without special ingredients. I tried to get that last night, but I was only offered hot chocolate with disgusting stuff in it. 🙁

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
No, I wanted hot chocolate [b]without special ingredients. I tried to get that last night, but I was only offered hot chocolate with disgusting stuff in it. 🙁[/b]
OK, here's a cup of regular hot chocolate, and I'll throw in some free, homemade cookies (a.k.a. biscuits, depending on which version of English you learned). If you're not in the mood for cookies, simply throw them at someone. 🙂

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by reader1107
OK, here's a cup of regular hot chocolate, and I'll throw in some free, homemade cookies (a.k.a. biscuits, depending on which version of English you learned). If you're not in the mood for cookies, simply throw them at someone. 🙂
Oh, thank you! I hope "throw in" doesn't mean you'll throw them into the hot chocolate, though. (I have learned both, but prefer biscuits.)

Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Nordlys
Oh, thank you! I hope "throw in" doesn't mean you'll throw them into the hot chocolate, though. (I have learned both, but prefer biscuits.)
No, "throw in" means give you something additional without charge :-)