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I have 3 pefectly good children for sale, and I'm wondering what the going rate is. They are low milage, no dents or scratches, and have only been used for in town for grocery shopping and going to church. Should I go through a dealer or sell them myself with a classified add in the newspaper? How much should I charge?

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wrong forum.

(PM me we'll talk. I could use something to clean my room.)

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I have 3 pefectly good children for sale, and I'm wondering what the going rate is. They are low milage, no dents or scratches, and have only been used for in town for grocery shopping and going to church. Should I go through a dealer or sell them myself with a classified add in the newspaper? How much should I charge?
new times bro, new times, time to change the silliness 🙂

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Originally posted by Serendipity
new times bro, new times, time to change the silliness 🙂
Kiss my ass.

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Can't we sell Serendipity? I know we won't get a good price, but actually I would even be willing to pay something to get rid of him/her/it.

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can you sell trolls?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I would sell you, Serendipity and Red Night for a bargain price. Any takers?
$3 a head. I've some low spots in the drive-way that need filling.

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can you sell burgers and fries??

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
can you sell trolls?
Sure, all the tourists want them. Maybe I can sell Serendipity to the tourist information centre, or I'll just go to a camping site or so and sell him/her/it directly to a tourist.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Can't we sell Serendipity? I know we won't get a good price, but actually I would even be willing to pay something to get rid of him/her/it.
me too. Let's start a fund. The more money we raise, the farther away we can send it.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I'd feel guilty ripping off a mate. How about buy one get one free?
Sold! Instead of burying them completely, I've found a new use. I'm going to bury them in a shallow depression arse up, and use them for bicycle stands.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Sold! Instead of burying them completely, I've found a new use. I'm going to bury them in a shallow depression arse up, and use them for bicycle stands.
billy connoly rip off.