Originally posted by Red NightOK, OK, I found it.
I forget the punch line, but isn't there some joke close to that.
One day a boy walks into a doctor's office with a monkey on his head.
The doctor in amazement jumps up and says:
"Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The monkey looks down and replies:
"I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my butt."