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Some kind of miracle...

Some kind of miracle...

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My love for chess has recently been rekindled (by recently I mean within the last few days), but in sort of a half-assed way... I just moved into a new apartment, about an hour drive from my old one, and about a hour and a half drive from the casino where I used to play poker almost every weekend and win some girlfriend-spending money... Well, with gas up to about sixty dollars an ounce, there's no way I'm making that drive, so I've basicaly had to lay off poker for a while and I need something else to feed my competitive habit, so I've returned to that other game my dad taught me as a kid. 😉

Well, today while I was in my old garage loading up the last of the crap that will continue it's days rotting in my new garage, I lifted up a box of containing some old cooking grill thing that I used once or twice in the last year or so..... and underneath this box, to my astonishment, were five books that I've never seen before in my life. Here are the books:

"Logical Chess: Move by Move" by Irving Chernev (1957)
"Modern Chess Openings" by Walter Korn (1990)
"Pandolfini's Chess Complete" by Bruce Pandolfini (1992)
"How To Win In The Chess Openings" by L.A. Horowitz (1951)
"Winning Chess Tactics" by Yasser Sierwan and Jeremy Silman (1992)

....I have noooo idea where any these books came from. I sure as hell didn't buy them, and I sure as hell don't recall seeing them when I threw that box in there! I have no explaination for it..... none at all, but I'll certainly read every one of the books now... Figure I owe it to whatever nerdy ghost decided to slip 'em in there for me! 😀



-Kev

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
My love for chess has recently been rekindled (by recently I mean within the last few days), but in sort of a half-assed way... I just moved into a new apartment, about an hour drive from my old one, and about a hour and a half drive from the casino where I used to play poker almost every weekend and win some girlfriend-spending money... Well, with g ...[text shortened]... ... Figure I owe it to whatever nerdy ghost decided to slip 'em in there for me! 😀



-Kev
Maybe next you'll be given a miraculous watch which can make time stand still, so you won't keep getting timed out in half your games, loser.

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When you've read them, let me know if you're any good.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Maybe next you'll be given a miraculous watch which can make time stand still, so you won't keep getting timed out in half your games, loser.
Maybe if you'd gotten a hold of that watch a few years ago you wouldn't have to spend ten bucks a week on diapers, old man. I can't tell if that over-inflated rating of yours represents your age or how many hours you spend praying that someone recs one of your pointless posts...



-Kev

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Now now, boys....let's play nice!

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
Now now, boys....let's play nice!
Who loves ya, baby? Leave these guys settle this, mano a mano.

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
My love for chess has recently been rekindled (by recently I mean within the last few days), but in sort of a half-assed way... I just moved into a new apartment, about an hour drive from my old one, and about a hour and a half drive from the casino where I used to play poker almost every weekend and win some girlfriend-spending money... Well, with g ...[text shortened]... ... Figure I owe it to whatever nerdy ghost decided to slip 'em in there for me! 😀



-Kev
Wow...that IS a little creepy. If you clean out your attic, and find a box full of money...that's mine. I left it there.

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
Wow...that IS a little creepy. If you clean out your attic, and find a box full of money...that's mine. I left it there.
Now that you mention it, I also found a nickel under one of the carpets in my living room..... Should I send it express or 3-day? 🙂



-Kev

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Now that you mention it, I also found a nickel under one of the carpets in my living room..... Should I send it express or 3-day? 🙂



-Kev
Paypal is fine

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Now that you mention it, I also found a nickel under one of the carpets in my living room..... Should I send it express or 3-day? 🙂



-Kev
Ah, yes. I loved that nickel. You can go ahead and keep that one. I have more.

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those diamonds under the floorboards of your kitchen are mine... I'd kinda prefer you bring them personally though. I'll pay for your expenses once I've sold them 😉

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Originally posted by PBE6
Who loves ya, baby? Leave these guys settle this, mano a mano.
Interestingly enough, mano a mano means "hand to hand" and not "man to man", as I used to think, and I guess a lot of other people think.

I'll get my coat.

D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Interestingly enough, mano a mano means "hand to hand" and not "man to man", as I used to think, and I guess a lot of other people think.

I'll get my coat.

D
Does that mean they should arm wrestle, or play paper-rock-scissors to settle it?

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couldn't you also translate it as "hand for hand"?
In that case, they could start chopping each other's limbs off... or they could just resort to slapping each other again and a again...