some text messages are MUCH better than others...

must find my blood pressure medicine...

Originally posted by rookie54
must find my blood pressure medicine...

Originally posted by kevcvs57
That could be quite alarming, especially the way it trailed off.😉

Originally posted by rookie54
having a stroke,
is never a joke...
unless said stroke,
occurs after a poke...

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I'm a wiz
at doin' the biz.
But the hearts not strong
can't keep it up for long.

She told me she was on the pill,
so I took her down, went for the kill.
Stripped her down and was just about to lick her,
pains in my chest oh no dodgy tikker.

It's a pity 'cos she was the best yet,
I lay there gasping out of breath.
She got dressed left me on the floor,
put the money in her purse and headed for the door.

Originally posted by Suzianne
You're not supposed to kiss and tell!!













... and you SAID that money was for a cab!

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
AHhh ha ha ha ha,

I had an idea you might show up.

I was thinking I hope she won't get offended.

Originally posted by mikelom
she? Did the cat roll in? 😲

-m. 😉

A text that makes blood pressure rise
Might be quite an alarm, I surmise
If you hadn’t a hunch
That she’d come home at lunch
And propose such a lovely surprise…

😉

Originally posted by hakima
A text that makes blood pressure rise
Might be quite an alarm, I surmise
If you hadn’t a hunch
That she’d come home at lunch
And propose such a lovely surprise…

😉

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
What are you on about now Mr. Shrink?

Originally posted by Kewpie
That deserves a limerick award. 😀

Originally posted by mikelom
YES it does! Well done Whales.

Although, it does have the apparatuses ( 😀 ) of a male written limerick! 😉

-m.

Originally posted by hakima
I wonder...how does one distinguish between a female and a male written limerick?