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  1. Subscriberrookie54
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    17 Jan '13 18:23
    must find my blood pressure medicine...
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    17 Jan '13 18:44
    Originally posted by rookie54
    must find my blood pressure medicine...
    That could be quite alarming, especially the way it trailed off.😉
  3. Subscriberrookie54
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    17 Jan '13 18:50
    Originally posted by kevcvs57
    That could be quite alarming, especially the way it trailed off.😉
    having a stroke,
    is never a joke...
    unless said stroke,
    occurs after a poke...
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    17 Jan '13 19:08
    Originally posted by rookie54
    having a stroke,
    is never a joke...
    unless said stroke,
    occurs after a poke...
    I'm a wiz
    at doin' the biz.
    But the hearts not strong
    can't keep it up for long.

    She told me she was on the pill,
    so I took her down, went for the kill.
    Stripped her down and was just about to lick her,
    pains in my chest oh no dodgy tikker.

    It's a pity 'cos she was the best yet,
    I lay there gasping out of breath.
    She got dressed left me on the floor,
    put the money in her purse and headed for the door.
  5. SubscriberSuzianne
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    17 Jan '13 19:101 edit
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    I'm a wiz
    at doin' the biz.
    But the hearts not strong
    can't keep it up for long.

    She told me she was on the pill,
    so I took her down, went for the kill.
    Stripped her down and was just about to lick her,
    pains in my chest oh no dodgy tikker.

    It's a pity 'cos she was the best yet,
    I lay there gasping out of breath.
    She got dressed left me on the floor,
    put the money in her purse and headed for the door.
    You're not supposed to kiss and tell!!













    ... and you SAID that money was for a cab! 😠
  6. Dublin Ireland
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    17 Jan '13 19:12
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    You're not supposed to kiss and tell!!













    ... and you SAID that money was for a cab!
    AHhh ha ha ha ha,

    I had an idea you might show up.

    I was thinking I hope she won't get offended.
  7. Wat?
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    18 Jan '13 01:11
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    AHhh ha ha ha ha,

    I had an idea you might show up.

    I was thinking I hope she won't get offended.
    she? Did the cat roll in? 😲

    -m. 😉
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    18 Jan '13 01:19
    Originally posted by mikelom
    she? Did the cat roll in? 😲

    -m. 😉
    What are you on about now Mr. Shrink?
  9. Standard memberhakima
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    18 Jan '13 04:11
    A text that makes blood pressure rise
    Might be quite an alarm, I surmise
    If you hadn’t a hunch
    That she’d come home at lunch
    And propose such a lovely surprise…

    😉
  10. SubscriberKewpie
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    18 Jan '13 04:22
    Originally posted by hakima
    A text that makes blood pressure rise
    Might be quite an alarm, I surmise
    If you hadn’t a hunch
    That she’d come home at lunch
    And propose such a lovely surprise…

    😉
    That deserves a limerick award. 😀
  11. Wat?
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    18 Jan '13 05:31
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    What are you on about now Mr. Shrink?
    Nothing. No need to focus on my words, as I have no functionalism. 😉

    -m.
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    18 Jan '13 05:34
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    That deserves a limerick award. 😀
    YES it does! Well done Whales.

    Although, it does have the apparatuses ( 😀 ) of a male written limerick! 😉

    -m.
  13. Standard memberhakima
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    18 Jan '13 13:51
    Originally posted by mikelom
    YES it does! Well done Whales.

    Although, it does have the apparatuses ( 😀 ) of a male written limerick! 😉

    -m.
    I wonder...how does one distinguish between a female and a male written limerick?
  14. SubscriberPonderable
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    18 Jan '13 13:53
    Originally posted by hakima
    I wonder...how does one distinguish between a female and a male written limerick?
    From the context a normal person would assume that is directed at a man 🙂
  15. Standard memberhakima
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    18 Jan '13 14:07
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    From the context a normal person would assume that is directed at a man 🙂
    I was under the assumption that there are no normal people here...😉
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