17 Jan '13 18:23>
must find my blood pressure medicine...
Originally posted by rookie54I'm a wiz
having a stroke,
is never a joke...
unless said stroke,
occurs after a poke...
Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyYou're not supposed to kiss and tell!!
I'm a wiz
at doin' the biz.
But the hearts not strong
can't keep it up for long.
She told me she was on the pill,
so I took her down, went for the kill.
Stripped her down and was just about to lick her,
pains in my chest oh no dodgy tikker.
It's a pity 'cos she was the best yet,
I lay there gasping out of breath.
She got dressed left me on the floor,
put the money in her purse and headed for the door.