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I keep reading this on the internet lately and I am thinking that maybe it is not just random advertising but, more likely, somebody who has been so impressed with my antics on red hot pawn that it has become a sexual fantasy.

The time is now right for me to find this girl and make her my wife - so please reveal yourself to me here and now.


Here I am.

Rock me like a hurricane.

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I recommend seeing the results of the test first.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I keep reading this on the internet lately and I am thinking that maybe it is not just random advertising but, more likely, somebody who has been so impressed with my antics on red hot pawn that it has become a sexual fantasy.

The time is now right for me to find this girl and make her my wife - so please reveal yourself to me here and now.
Found her.


http://hometown.aol.com/rufflife3628127/images/ugly%20girl.jpg

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I keep reading this on the internet lately and I am thinking that maybe it is not just random advertising but, more likely, somebody who has been so impressed with my antics on red hot pawn that it has become a sexual fantasy.

The time is now right for me to find this girl and make her my wife - so please reveal yourself to me here and now.
Kroch?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I keep reading this on the internet lately and I am thinking that maybe it is not just random advertising but, more likely, somebody who has been so impressed with my antics on red hot pawn that it has become a sexual fantasy.

The time is now right for me to find this girl and make her my wife - so please reveal yourself to me here and now.
Please click the link below to proceed.


www.paypal.com/?pay=hornyjohn@hotmail.com&£50.00

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But, seriously, there must be some desparate girls around here. I am always open to offers - even if they are a bit mental (as long as they look quite nice) I can usually find something in common that we can get along with.

Plus, most people who have met me say I sound like James Bond when I speak.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
But, seriously, there must be some desparate girls around here. I am always open to offers - even if they are a bit mental (as long as they look quite nice) I can usually find something in common that we can get along with.

Plus, most people who have met me say I sound like James Bond when I speak.
NO one is that desperate!

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Edit: Which James Bond?


Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex

Plus, most people who have met me say I sound like James Bond when I speak.
Arrogant, conceited, pretentious, British, and just a touch of gay?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I keep reading this on the internet lately and I am thinking that maybe it is not just random advertising but, more likely, somebody who has been so impressed with my antics on red hot pawn that it has become a sexual fantasy.

The time is now right for me to find this girl and make her my wife - so please reveal yourself to me here and now.
I got a crush on you, you good looking SOB. 🙂

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Arrogant, conceited, pretentious, British, and just a touch of gay?
rec'd

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Originally posted by duecer
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Bloody Americans. Learn how to spell, before you slag off those who taught you everything you know. at the very least.

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Originally posted by rogueboy
Bloody Americans. Learn how to spell, before you slag off those who taught you everything you know. at the very least.
He didn't spell anything wrong? 😕

I believe that you didn't teach the Americans anything. What I believe is that they taught YOU in the form of a big butt whipping.


Edit: Just like the Scotts did.