I can see for miles - who
city of satan - turbonegro
angela - bob james
my name is mud - primus
ed is dead - pixies
jean is dead - descendents
big black mariah - tom waits
hi twiggy cheesecake - acid mother's temple
dark white - bonniwell music machine
widget - nomeansno 😀 (edit: well, 'mr. right & mr. wrong' actually)
I forgot about male names, there's loads more Zappa ones of those.
Anyway:
99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
I hate Nerys Hughes (from the Heart)
F****** Hell it's Fred Titmus
The Len Ganley Stance
I Love You (Because You Look Like Jim Reeves)
D'Ye Ken Ted Moult?
Dickie Davies' Eyes
- all courtesy of Half Man Half Biscuit