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Originally posted by @handyandy
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you sidle into a saloon in El Paso
and, in your inscrutable Scottish twang, ask the good old boys if they
want to join your posse, the Sleazy Riders.
I am sure we can arrange for you to be on the wall.


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
I am sure we can arrange for you to be on the wall.
We?


Originally posted by @handyandy
We?
Me and my Texan posse. Its over for you Randers, you picked the wrong guys to diss!


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
Its not that I was unable I simply bypassed it and swam up the Hudson to Canada!
The Hudson doesn't go to Canada, Zeroboy.


Originally posted by @handyandy
The Hudson doesn't go to Canada, Zeroboy.
just as long as it leads away from New Yawk thats all that matters


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
just as long as it leads away from New Yawk thats all that matters
The Hudson flows south.. toward New York City.


Originally posted by @handyandy
The Hudson flows south.. toward New York City.
I will swim up river then!


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
Me and my Texan posse. Its over for you Randers, you picked the wrong guys to diss!
By the way, Texans don't like chess cheaters any more than your friends here at RHP.

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Originally posted by @handyandy
By the way, Texans don't like chess cheaters any more than your friends here at RHP.
wow not very original, shall we make reference to your inability to control consumption of alcohol, the fact that you are aged, abrasive, cold, obnoxious and someone that clearly lacks the normal interchange of human relationships and is lonely? Where would you like to start?


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
Where would you like to start?
Let's start with what motivates you to cheat at chess. Do you need to impress others with your "prowess"?

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Originally posted by @handyandy
Let's start with what motivates you to cheat at chess. Do you need to impress others with your "prowess"?
I have not cheated at chess. Now lets ask you for evidence for the claim that I have. If you cannot provide it or refuse to provide it them we shall add liar to your growing list of rather unsavoury personal attributes.

Have you always been unable to control your appetite? Was gluttony something you aspired to? Did you have a role model that also lacked self control?


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
Me and my Texan posse. Its over for you Randers, you picked the wrong guys to diss!
A posse led by a pussy.
Hmmmm .... maybe you should stay away from Texas.
You will get tar and feathers all over your kilt !! 😀😀😀😀


Originally posted by @mghrn55
A posse led by a pussy.
Hmmmm .... maybe you should stay away from Texas.
You will get tar and feathers all over your kilt !! 😀😀😀😀
a pussy, you mean a pussy cat? You think I am a pussy cat? Wow that's wired.


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
I have not cheated at chess. Now lets ask you for evidence for the claim that I have.
Your bogus "championship" was removed after you and your clan were caught rigging games.

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Originally posted by @handyandy
Your bogus "championship" was removed after you and your clan were caught rigging games.
You stated that I personally have cheated. Can you cite a single where I have cheated as you claimed in your post above. Can you also cite a single game that I have, 'rigged', as you called it. This is your second attempt, lets see if you can do better than your first, you could hardly do any worse.

You were telling us about your inability to make friends. Have you always been so obnoxious? Personally I think its a fear of rejection which manifests itself in a kind of firewall that pushes away anyone who attempts to demonstrate kindness to you, or empathy, or any normal human emotion.