Speed Dating Bullet Points

What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?

1. Do you have any STDs?

2. Are you currently using crack or meth?

3. Have you always been of the same gender you currently claim?

1. Are you over 18
2. Are you under 70?
3. Are you female?
4. Really?
5. Do you like [censored]... [/censored]?
6. Yes, this is my own hair.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
1. Are you over 18

Such a prude.

Originally posted by FMF (OP)
What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?

1. "Sagacity Personified."

1. I hope you went to a decent university and didn't do a science.
2. I am pinning my hopes on these few minutes I have with you, and with the other women I'm going to meet later.
3. Have you met people called robbie carrobie or Grampy Bobby online? I have. I'm not similar to them at all.
4. I reject all the subtle 'assumptions' depicted in those Nescafe instant coffee adverts.
5. I have watched Glengarry Glen Ross like so many times. And American Buffalo, which is its twin film in certain ways.
6. I can shave off my facial hair if it's a deal breaker.

Originally posted by FMF
I can shave off my facial hair if it's a deal breaker.

Only the facial one?

Originally posted by Seitse
Only the facial one?

I bargained away my other pubic hair ~ in vain ~ at speed dating events last month and the month before.

Originally posted by FMF (OP)
What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?

2."Clearly in charge"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
2."Clearly in charge"

Has FMF upset you again Grampy Bobby?

Originally posted by divegeester
Has FMF upset you again Grampy Bobby?

3. divegeester: "Slice me"

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
3. divegeester: "Slice me"

Oh dear.

Did you know the movie Bad Neighbours is just called Neighbors in America?

Originally posted by divegeester
Oh dear.

"Oh, how endearing. Do you come here often?" ~child anon's baby sitter

Originally posted by FMF
What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?

I'd like to know more about them.