Originally posted by FMF What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?
1. Don't mind my wife and kids; they'll leave if we just ignore them long enough.
2. I have certain needs.
3. These needs are urgent and require constant tending.
4. Points are awarded for creative use of hands.
5. Often times, non-verbal communication is preferred to all other forms.
6. Being a God-hating evolution-loving globe-believing Hilary-voting semi-vegan is probably going to be a deal-breaker.
Originally posted by FreakyKBH 1. Don't mind my wife and kids; they'll leave if we just ignore them long enough.
2. I have certain needs.
3. These needs are urgent and require constant tending.
4. Points are awarded for creative use of hands.
5. Often times, non-verbal communication is preferred to all other forms.
6. Being a God-hating evolution-loving globe-believing Hilary-voting semi-vegan is probably going to be a deal-breaker.
You found someone who will to procreate with you?!
Originally posted by FMF What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?
1 how are you at ignoring flatulence in an elevator???
2 any food craziness like gluten free, vegetarian, vegan, juice only or any stupid shlt like that???
3 are you wearing underwear???
4 when was yer last colonoscopy???
5 coffee or tea???
6 my place or yers???
Originally posted by FMF What five or six 'points' about yourself would you seek to get across if given a 3 minute opportunity to speak without being questioned by a potential partner during a speed dating event?
More precisely, and perhaps more to the point, who cares?
Yeah, ok, I get it (somewhat), this is supposed to be a joke, judging from the responses, but seriously, "speed-dating" is SO yesterday (like turn-of-the-century yesterday), thank God.
Speed Dating Bullet Points
18 Mar '16 18:14
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