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BLACK WIDOW SPIDER MOURNING WIDOW SPIDER

- 1.5" size; shiny black body; - 1.5" size; matte black
bright red hourglass marking from smoke; female has
on belly; males have longer legs bright red guitar marking on
belly, male has red MW logo;
both have long legs for
chasing after band members

-inhabits quiet, isolated corners - inhabits loud, crowded rock
music venues

- eats small insects - eats anything it can after
securing a good spot at
shows

- most venomous of spiders; - most vivacious of
15x that of a rattlesnake spiders; 150x that of a
rattlesnake

- female eats male after mating - female usually only bites
male during mating

- if female is comfortable and - if female is comfortable and
well-fed, she lets male live well-fed, she lets male live

- likes to hang upsidedown from - likes to hang out at clubs
web and sing UpsideDownside

- found world-wide - is preparing to take over
the planet!


...and I didn't make that cr@p.. why oh why oh why do they do this.. I wanted to learn some facts, I get on googling and I find the most hideous websites.. I download a movie (ehem.. errr.. I never ever do.. no no no .. am a good peach, I buy stuff, honest) and the movie turns out to be some porn in some odd language.. (not that I am complaining but for gullom's ssssake when you sssspend three daysss non-ssssstop downloading a movie you sssooo wanna ssseee it.. oh yesss.. my preciousss, and it turns more porn for your collection, then starts to get quite annoying..

(sorry got over excited with my latest download.. - not that I do ever.. never ever ever do I break such holly laws.. no.. not me..)

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Originally posted by Peachy
BLACK WIDOW SPIDER MOURNING WIDOW SPIDER

- 1.5" size; shiny black body; - 1.5" size; matte black
bright red hourglass marking from smoke; female has
on belly; males have longer legs bright red guitar marking on
bell ...[text shortened]... st download.. - not that I do ever.. never ever ever do I break such holly laws.. no.. not me..)

.. that was supposed to be a table.. we need a better editor for these forums.. RUSS!!

Sure.. I'll post it in the Site Idea bin..

The table is here if anyone interested..

http://www.nuno-bettencourt.com/Blackie.html

i don't even know why I bother.. damn sites..

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i like to eat spiders

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
i like to eat spiders

...then sleep with your mouth open.

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go kiss a monkey's a**

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
go kiss a monkey's a**

I don't know about where you from, but in the UK its rare to see a monkey.. never mind its a** as you kindly put it.

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then go kiss your mama

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
then go kiss your mama

Kid, grow up.

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Originally posted by Peachy

Kid, grow up.
im 22 you god d*mn brit

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
im 22 you god d*mn brit

Howww thweeeet.. two little ducks! aaaaaaaaaah..!!

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Originally posted by pinoybaptist
im 22 you god d*mn brit
why does your profile say you are 13 then?

"hello my name is pinoybaptist. although i am not currently residing in my homeland of the philippines (i now live in san diego) i show my country's flag to show my loyalty. i am thirteen years of age and i have been playing chess for five years now. i have had the joy of winning several tournaments including some of which i had led chess teams as captain. if you are reading my profile right now i would be up to the challenge of facing good players from other countries. i hope to play you soon!!"