Behold! For I am here, speaking words of light and
guidance to your hearts, oh salacious sinners, clueless
acolytes of Satan.
I am The chosen one and I have been warned that these
catacombs called General Forum are overflowing with
trolling sins and debauchery, putrid copy pasting
and lost souls searching for the One True Path.
Lay your worries, questions, and prayers to the altar of this
thread and I shall return your humble approach to me
with the wisest, most profound words of guidance.
There is no worst blind that he who refuses to see.
The Official Ayatollah Thread™ is now open for consultation.
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