Spooner!(isms)

Who has recently had a Spoonerism? Examples would be great, who can stuff up a simple sentence like "Good Day" (turning it to Dood Gay)?

I know I can.

being dyslexic often provides those amusing situation when writing....recently i wrote " the cat shat on the mat" as opposed to " the cat sat on the mat"

freddie

Have you met Betty Swollocks?

Which of us has not felt in his heart a half-warmed fish?

Rev. W.A. Spooner
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Shining Wit [Jasper Carot]

"Where's the Heathcat kitalogue?" Actually said by someone looking for the Heathkit catalogue.
Chiss and fips.
Scutterbotch.

I guess its "off thread" but if I ever own a racehorse I shall call the beast "Far Cannal"

Originally posted by shrew
I guess its "off thread" but if I ever own a racehorse I shall call the beast "Far Cannal"

Originally posted by KneverKnight
"Where's the Heathcat kitalogue?" Actually said by someone looking for the Heathkit catalogue.
Chiss and fips.
Scutterbotch.

Looking in every crook and nanny.....

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And what about mixed metaphors:

Gentlemen, I smell a snake in the grass. But don't worry, we'll nip it in the bud!

You, sir, are now skating on the thin edge of the wedge!

(The last one I have heard personally!)

Originally posted by D43M0N
Who has recently had a Spoonerism? Examples would be great, who can stuff up a simple sentence like "Good Day" (turning it to Dood Gay)?

I know I can.

I regularly power my computer using slug pockets and my cat enters the house with a flat cap.
I amuse small children by showing them cunning stunts, and my wit is as mean as custard.

I always liked 'cupid stunts', and the famous (if slightly dodgy) quote from The Exorcist "Your mother cooks socks in hell!" (yeah I know it's wrong but lets just call it loetic picense)

a little bit off topic but i recently recieved an email talking about how the human mind can identify words in any order as long as the first and last letters of the words are in the correct place. i cant find the email; i must have deleted it silly me

freddie