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Originally posted by SeitseOnly wimps need utensils. Real men eat with knives and their bare hands. Tortillas are good to put food into, but you know that. 🙂
Brave pirates throw themselves fiercely over enemy ships, solely armed with
a knife held with their teeth. Demons castigate their prisoners' buttocks with huge
devilish forks. And spoons? Where the hell are the spoons?
Tired of the arrogance shown by the fork and the knife, I would like, hereby, to
settle once and for all the superiority of the spoon ov n rather than just having the spongy, soft buttocks pinched with a fork.
Case closed.
Originally posted by SeitseIs this whole thing a set up, trying to get me to say shovels are spoons, then make a mexican gardner joke? It ain't happenin' Brocephus. 😉
Brave pirates throw themselves fiercely over enemy ships, solely armed with
a knife held with their teeth. Demons castigate their prisoners' buttocks with huge
devilish forks. And spoons? Where the hell are the spoons?
Tired of the arrogance shown by the fork and the knife, I would like, hereby, to
settle once and for all the superiority of the spoon ov ...[text shortened]... n rather than just having the spongy, soft buttocks pinched with a fork.
Case closed.
Originally posted by SeitseSorry, it's all about the ladle. It can do all the things a spoon does, and be used like a hammer.
Brave pirates throw themselves fiercely over enemy ships, solely armed with
a knife held with their teeth. Demons castigate their prisoners' buttocks with huge
devilish forks. And spoons? Where the hell are the spoons?
Tired of the arrogance shown by the fork and the knife, I would like, hereby, to
settle once and for all the superiority of the spoon ov ...[text shortened]... n rather than just having the spongy, soft buttocks pinched with a fork.
Case closed.
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