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@shallow-blue said
I can hold a bunch of pansies in one hand.

Next question!
Nicely fielded!

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@shallow-blue said
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Just one, if it's traveling fast enough.

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@rookie54 said
i heard a rumor that if one were to eat potatoes whilst drinking 3.3 guinness the flatulence become intolerable for those in proximity to the diner/drinker
No, that's cabbage, not potatoes.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
That would be 3.3.
I thought maybe the 33 had to do with a love for record albums on vinyl, but probably not a hit because of the missing 1/3.

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@shallow-blue said

Faggots are a main dish.
Only for people who eat twigs and ciggies.

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@trev33 said
Obnoxiously smug poofs is an understatement... The shear nerve to include a number in your username. I propose they be taken out to the courtyard and shot one by one until there are no numbers.
This place has a courtyard? I wish I had known that, because stepping outside for some fresh air would obviously have been the better choice in some cases.

(And of course in the future I'll try to pay attention and not wander between the firing squad and the perps.)

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@great-big-stees said
He told me it was actually the number of times he tried to ask a certain “girl” out…with no success.😲
If we look at this sideways, perhaps it means he prefers two women at a time.

(or he has four teats)

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The captain has activated the "no-geestering" sign.

Passengers found geestering in the loo will be deboarded mid-flight.

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Aren't you up past your bedtime?

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Mike Oldfield -- "Five Miles Out"

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What's the difference between a "conspirator" and a "co-conspirator"?