It was either badradger or whodey, years ago, whose vinegar-strokes banter had him claiming that the only sex divegeester might get is from raping his wife. I can't remember which of those two posters said it.
yeah pet names, my best mate nosher(real name Tony) then ther is cheesy(Dennis Cheesman) Clit eastwinge (Steven brown cos when he was young he looked like cowboy) my nickname is berto as is my wife.