st. valentine's day

if you send me a card or an invoice or a summons i will add it into the time capsule i plan to hang underneath the balloon i am constructing that will fly to mars and BEAT elon and his feeble efforts to colonize the crimson planet

i will rename mars "valentine" after i claim it in the name of peace and unrestrained lust

this is not a thread, but a manifesto

@rookie54
I sat down to make this year's Bill's Big Bag of Valentine's Day Onions and sent it off to Colchester. I hope posting this doesn't get your thread deleted @rookie54. 🙂

@rookie54 said
if you send me a card or an invoice or a summons i will add it into the time capsule i plan to hang underneath the balloon i am constructing that will fly to mars and BEAT elon and his feeble efforts to colonize the crimson planet

i will rename mars "valentine" after i claim it in the name of peace and unrestrained lust

this is not a thread, but a manifesto

@the-gravedigger said
If anyone sends me an invoice I tell them to make like a duck and shove their bill up their a$$.