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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I have to say Episode III looks impressive. Can't really go wrong with a sci-fi movie full of war and battles, IMO.

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I really hope you are right and I am wrong.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That is the funny thing about trailers... they can make a colonoscopy look fun.

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LOL. Nice comment... I'll have to use this.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That is the funny thing about trailers... they can make a colonoscopy look fun.

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Yeah, remember Evolution?

I think Ep3 is going to be the highlight of the prequels...they have been building to this the whole way. As Episode 6 (1983?) was a build up to a lot of emotional and physical problems, so should Episode 3.

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I would love to see a Star Wars series of films that caters to adults. You know, unhappy endings, no furry little critters, and lots of hot sex.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I would love to see a Star Wars series of films that caters to adults. You know, unhappy endings, no furry little critters, and lots of hot sex.
So, EDG is a horny Star Wars nerd. New revelation on...RHP!!

We'll be back after these messages!

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Originally posted by D43M0N
So, EDG is a horny Star Wars nerd. New revelation on...RHP!!

We'll be back after these messages!
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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
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Sorry, I should have posted a ๐Ÿ˜€ as well.

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I would love to see a Star Wars series of films that caters to adults. You know, unhappy endings, no furry little critters, and lots of hot sex.
Sounds like fun to me....๐Ÿ™„

It could also have a weird combination of the three....

Think of the possibilities๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‰

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Originally posted by Sariph00
Sounds like fun to me....๐Ÿ™„

It could also have a weird combination of the three....

Think of the possibilities๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‰
Think of the originals redone, shot for shot, but have a directors cut, with Leia and Luke going at it...Star Wars would turn into one giant incest fuelled series. Not cool.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Think of the originals redone, shot for shot, but have a directors cut, with Leia and Luke going at it...Star Wars would turn into one giant incest fuelled series. Not cool.
Is'nt ep VI return of the Jedi? I think the thread title was meant to be ep III. Surely return of the jedi is warm and fuzzy enough to get a family audience. It has all the little ewoks running around.

I hear ep III is going to be darker, with lots more bloodspill. They do have to wipe out all but two jedi. More alien worlds then in all the other five combined. He owes us, and george better not dissappoint.

So they said annakin would bring balance to the force. Two sith, hundreds of jedi, um why would they want balance? I never did get that part.

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What was wrong with episodes I and II?

The dialogues? The story lines? The humour? The special effects?
Sit back and relax people!

I suggest you SERIOUSLY watch the original triology and you'll see that it never was any better. You were younger, it was newer and so now you're a little disappointed.

If you take the basic story line of the emperor coming to power and Anakin switching sides...that's actually quite well done.

For me the only real problem was in episode I. A kid. I hate children in movies. However, it was at least as well executed as bloody Ewoks or Jawas.

The special effects were better than in the original trilogy (which is to be expected considering the era we're living in) and the humour was exactly the same (2 comical robots and lots of cheesy one-liners).

What threw some people in Episode II was a love affair.
It was a bit hammy (compared to the Leia / Han affair...but dare I remind anyone of the cringy moment in ESB when Leia says: "I guess you don't know everything about women." kisses Luke and storms out... how nasty was that?), but how non-hammy could a love affair between the universes nastiest person and the charming Amadillo be?

See. When you put things into perspective, they're really not all that worse than the original!

Obviously I hope Jar Jar gets beheaded. But I like beheadings in most films.

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I think they should make the 3 last films again with better effects

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Originally posted by vhouckham
I think they should make the 3 last films again with better effects
Ummm...no.

They did jazz up the films a few years ago, digitally remastered them and all that jazz. And they replaced the original Darth Vader with Hayden Christianson (Anakin from Ep2/Ep3)...which was disturbing, to say the least...considering he dies as an old man.

Ep3 is going to rule...Jar Jar doesn't die, but watch Episode 2 again...Lucas does give 2 squirts for his fans...everything from Ep4 onwards (or the Empire, at least) is Jar Jars fault...

But he doesn't die. Which sucks.

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Have u played star wars battlefront you can play as the droids and when your next to a jar jar they say funny stuff like "mesa gonna die" stuff like that

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Originally posted by vhouckham
Have u played star wars battlefront you can play as the droids and when your next to a jar jar they say funny stuff like "mesa gonna die" stuff like that
Yes, I own it. Get Battlefield 1942, and then get Galactic Conquest. It's better. And only a 860MB download. Which I d/led thanks to my cable connection.

Meehehehehe.

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