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Starrman hates music

Starrman hates music

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It has come to my attention that Starrman hates music.

He has made comments such as:

"I admire Nick Cave because he is so intelligent and hot."
"I want to be a good guitarist one day, like Lenny Kravitz"
"Marketing is way more important to me than music, and I hate it when bands try to be all original. It's so 1995."
"I hope my new Boney M greatist hits album arrives before Christmas."
"Fugazi suck."

You see, this guy, Starrman, he comes here and he types too fast and he spews forth all his wisdom, yet all the while he is hiding under this guise of ignorant illwill towards good music. His obvious misogynism is noted as he lays down this double standard of piety and pseudo refined taste, yet he dislikes all the best bands, and you know what that means? The best bands make good music. Good music makes people dance. Girls love to dance. Therefore Starrman hates women. And puppies!

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Starrman: 😠

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It has come to my attention that Starrman hates music.

He has made comments such as:

"I admire Nick Cave because he is so intelligent and hot."
"I want to be a good guitarist one day, like Lenny Kravitz"
"Marketing is way more important to me than music, and I hate it when bands try to be all original. It's so 1995."
"I hope my new Boney M ...[text shortened]... Good music makes people dance. Girls love to dance. Therefore Starrman hates women. And puppies!
Well, what else do you expect of a humourless masculinist?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, what else do you expect of a humourless masculinist?
Too true... too true... I have been so blind all this time. I'm kind of... a bit sad... for Starrman. It is a sad episode. :'(

Good thing I have all this great music to listen to that'll cheer me up.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, what else do you expect of a humourless masculinist?
:'(

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It has come to my attention that Starrman hates music.

He has made comments such as:

"I admire Nick Cave because he is so intelligent and hot."
"I want to be a good guitarist one day, like Lenny Kravitz"
"Marketing is way more important to me than music, and I hate it when bands try to be all original. It's so 1995."
"I hope my new Boney M ...[text shortened]... Good music makes people dance. Girls love to dance. Therefore Starrman hates women. And puppies!
What the fcuk is wrong with Boney M???

Are you mad? Have you lost the plot???

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Originally posted by hopscotch
It has come to my attention that Starrman is amazing.

I woo him with comments such as:

"I admire Nick Cave because he is my father."
"I want to have a good afro one day, like Lenny Kravitz"
"Mackrel is way more important to me than music, and I hate it when bands try to be all salmony. It's so 1995."
"I hope my new Boner's greatist hits arrives before Christmas."
"Fugazi suck."

You see, this guy, Starrman, he comes here and he types too fast and he spews forth all his wisdom, and all the while he is under this guise of educated goodwill towards good music. His obvious masochism is noted as he lays down his standard of pain and refined torture, yet he dislikes all the best lovers, and you know what that means? The best lovers make good music. Good music makes people dance. Girls love to dance. Therefore Starrman loves women. But not puppies!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Originally posted by hopscotch
[b]It has come to my attention that Starrman is amazing.

I woo him with comments such as:

"I admire Nick Cave because he is my father."
"I want to have a good afro one day, like Lenny Kravitz"
"Mackrel is way more important to me than music, and I hate it when bands try to be all salmony. It's so 1995." ...[text shortened]... ic makes people dance. Girls love to dance. Therefore Starrman loves women. But not puppies!
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