Originally posted by darvlayAhem, you're the one who went off topic.
Stop hijacking the funeral, you jerks.
But I shall let that pass without further comment.
Starrman, I think it best if you avoid attending your own funeral. It could cause all sorts of complications, a bit like that thing in Back to the Future where Michael J. Fox almost causes himself to stop existing.
Originally posted by orfeoThat'll only happen if he starts interferring with his mother.
Ahem, you're the one who went off topic.
But I shall let that pass without further comment.
Starrman, I think it best if you avoid attending your own funeral. It could cause all sorts of complications, a bit like that thing in Back to the Future where Michael J. Fox almost causes himself to stop existing.
Originally posted by XanthosNZWasn't that posted on the "worst breakup ever" thread a few weeks ago?
That'll only happen if he starts interferring with his mother.
Starrman, if you come back I want you to come back as Slimer from The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. That disgusting green snot-ball was one lovable little scamp. Please don't come back as the Scoleri brothers from Ghostbusters II, as they were scary.
Originally posted by PBE6Would you settle for Mr Stay Puff?
Wasn't that posted on the "worst breakup ever" thread a few weeks ago?
Starrman, if you come back I want you to come back as Slimer from The Real Ghostbusters cartoon. That disgusting green snot-ball was one lovable little scamp. Please don't come back as the Scoleri brothers from Ghostbusters II, as they were scary.
Originally posted by hopscotchBreaking News : According to hopscotch , the official executor of starrman's will ; starr specified no creamation or burial , but instead opted to be stuffed and mounted by a local taxidermist . He will be mounted uncerimoniously on a pole in a rather fierce attacking badger pose in Russ's yard for viewing through next month . I know he's someplace smiling at us for dutifully carrying out this last request .
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to say goodbye to an old friend, Starrman, who has enriched our lives throughout the past many, many, many couple pages of threads here in the forums. Brother to many, lover to some, priest to others, his roles here amongst us appear to be endless. It is with great sadness that we return the vessel that was his ...[text shortened]... then they should come forward now.
(Tea and biscuits will be served in the foyer, by hookers)
Originally posted by Moldy CrowDangit! These shows always have an entry fee, and I left my wallet in my other pants...Anyone got a couple bucks they can spare?
Breaking News : According to hopscotch , the official executor of starrman's will ; starr specified no creamation or burial , but instead opted to be stuffed and mounted by a local taxidermist . He will be mounted uncerimoniously on a pole in a rather fierce attacking badger pose in Russ's yard for viewing through next month . I know he's someplace smiling at us for dutifully carrying out this last request .
-Fatty