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Starrman's Funeral

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Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to an old friend, Starrman, who has enriched our lives throughout the past many, many, many couple pages of threads here in the forums. Brother to many, lover to some, priest to others, his roles here amongst us appear to be endless. It is with great sadness that we return the vessel that was his forum profile to the great void of the abyss of nothingness. Oh Lord. Lord, grant our noble kinsman safe passage beyond the bowel movements of that which we call life. May he flow through the gutters to the streams to the meadows to someplace nice where some pretty flowers will grow from his rotting carcass.

If anyone else here has any words to say about our honourable brother Starrman then they should come forward now.

(Tea and biscuits will be served in the foyer, by hookers)

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Wouldn't a fare-well party be more suitable, since he says he will be back?

So I shall bid you a temporary farewell, but fear not, I shall be back later in the year.

ES
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Originally posted by hopscotch
Dearly beloved

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to an old friend, Starrman, who has enriched our lives throughout the past many, many, many couple pages of threads here in the forums. Brother to many, lover to some, priest to ...[text shortened]... now.

(Tea and biscuits will be served in the foyer, by hookers)
I as the seer here will postulate that he will return to us again. Say in about a month's time. You heard it here people.

Nyxie

edit : darn you phlabibit, ruined my joke.

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Alas, another snipe lost to the gutter.

I shall miss him. Mainly because my aim isn't very good.

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Ashes -> Ashes
Dust -> Dust
Let's go ride bikes.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Ashes -> Ashes
Dush -> Dust
Let's go ride bikes.
Vroom, vroom.

ES

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Pardon me if I'm late for this event, I am incredibly busy afterall.

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I never got to say "I love you" to his face. I should have said it when I had the chance. Life is too short not to say "I love you". You know what guys? I love you! I love you!! I love you.

Oh Starrman...
😞

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Originally posted by Starrman
Pardon me if I'm late for this event, I am incredibly busy afterall.
Starrman!! 😲😲😲 You're back from the dead!!!.

About that other post...I love you, man.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fag.
I need an adult! I need an adult!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fag.
Canuck.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Fag.
Which, apparently, means that you love HIM.

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Stop hijacking the funeral, you jerks.

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I want to say a few words: <grabs mic>

You know, I dated a funeral services (ie. undertaker) student for a month back around Christmas. She was a nice girl, but all she ever wanted to do was talk about school/work. Let me tell you, there is no better mood killer than a calm discussion about anti-rigor mortis massage, disembowelment and proper dead-people handling hygeine. How f*ed up is that?!?

BTW, who did your makeup for the funeral? I hear Aunt Jamima does most of them because of the thick layers of pancake that need to be applied.

Thank you. Enjoy the buffet.

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