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In a recent poll it was noted that 85.7% of dwarves* are not Happy.





* the astute will notice that the figure quoted is roughly equivalent to 6 / 7

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The astute will notice that you've read too much Tolkien.

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Originally posted by orangutan
In a recent poll it was noted that 85.7% of dwarves* are not Happy.





* the astute will notice that the figure quoted is roughly equivalent to 6 / 7
Dwarves hang around midgets to make themselves look tall.

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No we don't.

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So, you're saying 14.3% were Grumpy?

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Originally posted by Lukerik
No we don't.
statistics say you do, they never lie

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Statistics come up short.

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Originally posted by Lukerik
Statistics come up short.
shorter than midgets and dwarfs or somewhere in the middle?

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Same size as midgistics.

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Originally posted by Lukerik
Statistics come up short.
they NEVER lie shorty

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Originally posted by orangutan
In a recent poll it was noted that 85.7% of dwarves* are not Happy.





* the astute will notice that the figure quoted is roughly equivalent to 6 / 7
Is this the dwarf population of Überwald or the one in Ankh-Morpork?

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Originally posted by orangutan
In a recent poll it was noted that 85.7% of dwarves* are not Happy.





* the astute will notice that the figure quoted is roughly equivalent to 6 / 7
It loses something if you have to explain it.

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Statistics say the Snow White wanted 7 inches but not an inch at a time 🙂😀

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Originally posted by orangutan
In a recent poll it was noted that 85.7% of dwarves* are not Happy.





* the astute will notice that the figure quoted is roughly equivalent to 6 / 7
I think it was Mark Twain who said : There are three type of lies :


1. Lies
2. Big fat lies.
3. Statictics

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Originally posted by PocketKings
statistics say you do, they never lie
"There are three kinds of lies: there are lies, damn lies, and statistics."
-- Mark Twain