still a great line in a fun movie

John Winger: We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh. You know what that mean? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of ever decent county in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!

Rear Admiral Yancy Graham: Now, call me a prude if you want, but I
dont think its good policy for the Navy to hand over a
billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard"
tattooed on his penis.

"P.S. I Love You."

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Note: Smitten with each other... this memorable movie's thoroughly enjoyable.

Badges!!!

We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!!!!

BARF: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

DARK HELMET: So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you. The way I want to. ....
[In female voice] No, no, please leave me alone. ... I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone. Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
[DH voice] Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have BOTH, and you KNOW it!
[female voice] No, no, leave me alone!
[DH voice] No, kiss me!
[female voice] No!
[DH voice] Yes, yes!
[female voice] Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is SO big!

COL. SANDURZ: Lord Helmet!
DARK HELMET: What?!
COL. SANDURZ: You're needed on the bridge, sir.
DARK HELMET: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
COL. SANDURZ: Yes, sir.
DARK HELMET: Did you see anything?!
COL. SANDURZ: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.

Taggart: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said...

[Bart whacks him with a shovel]

Taggart: OW!

Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha!

Almost every line in Snatch!