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At my office there is a UPS guy who wears cologne like you splash water on your face before bed. He comes to the office and I try to intercept him at the door or the whole office stinks.

That is NOTHING. Some old bitty just came in and now the entire building smells of 'old lady'.

I'm opening a door.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
At my office there is a UPS guy who wears cologne like you splash water on your face before bed. He comes to the office and I try to intercept him at the door or the whole office stinks.

That is NOTHING. Some old bitty just came in and now the entire building smells of 'old lady'.

I'm opening a door.

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maybe you should ring UPS, and get the aftershave guy to negate the smell of ladypee?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
maybe you should ring UPS, and get the aftershave guy to negate the smell of ladypee?
Ladypee!! Ug, that's what it is?!~

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
At my office there is a UPS guy who wears cologne like you splash water on your face before bed. He comes to the office and I try to intercept him at the door or the whole office stinks.

That is NOTHING. Some old bitty just came in and now the entire building smells of 'old lady'.

I'm opening a door.

P-
No scents makes good sense. 😏

And leave the older lady alone you big bully.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ladypee!! Ug, that's what it is?!~
some people would pay good money for a proper sniff of lady pee

not me of course 😳 . . . honest !!!

but i have heard that these things do go on.

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Originally posted by MCA
some people would pay good money for a proper sniff of lady pee

not me of course 😳 . . . honest !!!

but i have heard that these things do go on.
I have one word for them......Bingo.

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Originally posted by MCA
some people would pay good money for a proper sniff of lady pee

not me of course 😳 . . . honest !!!

but i have heard that these things do go on.
Thats it, you done did it...All the kinkys are going to come out of the woodwork now. 😞

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Originally posted by Phlabibit

That is NOTHING. Some old bitty just came in and now the entire building smells of 'old lady'.

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Leave your mother out of this 😛

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Originally posted by adramforall
Leave your mother out of this 😛
Did a cat just run across your keyboard? 'Cuz I KNOW you didn't just say THAT to ME.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Did a cat just run across your keyboard? 'Cuz I KNOW you didn't just say THAT to ME.

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Who knows? I am blind and don't know what I am saying or to whom.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Who knows? I am blind and don't know what I am saying or to whom.
recommended!!!

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I once met a lad who liked to sleep with ugly women. Worst of all, he allowed having pics taken of him with such monsters. Even worse, he got serious and all with 'em.

Of course I don't know why I am posting this here, but sure it is good to remember good ol' times.

*sigh*

Edit. Oh yeah, I remember now why I posted this. We called the bloke 'Stinky'.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I once met a lad who liked to sleep with ugly women. Worst of all, he allowed having pics taken of him with such monsters. Even worse, he got serious and all with 'em.

Of course I don't know why I am posting this here, but sure it is good to remember good ol' times.

*sigh*

Edit. Oh yeah, I remember now why I posted this. We called the bloke 'Stinky'.
Was this "lad" you?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Was this "lad" you?
Hi Stinky, how's life?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Hi Stinky, how's life?
It's not too bad mate, and you?