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Story of the King of Banality

Story of the King of Banality

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@the-gravedigger said
Sow they frantically set about sowing parsley and sage and all things herb like.
It wasn't long before they'd figured out how to grow seedless sensimilla like in series 1 of Narcos Mexico.

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@the-gravedigger said
But his servants didn't know their nouns from their elbows and thought the King wanted more herbs.
Luckily, in this case, it didn't really matter because "elbow" had been BOTH a noun AND a verb since the C16th.

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Then one of the servants said 'I'm sick of all this sowing, where's that dive fella seeing as this is his thread he should do his own sewing.'

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He was found in a closet with Ghost of a Duke who is not a Duke!

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@very-musty said
He was found in a closet with Ghost of a Duke who is not a Duke!
Is he + the faithful hound ?

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@the-gravedigger said
Is he + the faithful hound ?
Sadly yes 😔

A disgrace to the throne...

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@very-musty said
Sadly yes 😔

A disgrace to the throne...
... which is what the peasants called the seat in the bathroom.

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@kewpie said
... which is what the peasants called the seat in the bathroom.
In the French Quarter they used to make you stand up.

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@fmf said
In the French Quarter they used to make you stand up.
Its no use standing on the seat
The crabs in this place jump six feet.

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-Removed-
Then it was realised that might was a very banal word.
As in 'I might have a glass of lemonade next week after my lie down.'
So the infestation was allowed to continue.

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@the-gravedigger said

So the infestation was allowed to continue.
as the pandemic of banality grew more and more boring, the intrepid anti-banalitiers
recruited amongst the peasants for members,
only to find catatonia had irreversibly set in and was chronic and wasting

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I sure hope that I come across as banal.

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@Great-Big-Stees = stalwart

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@rookie54 said
@Great-Big-Stees = stalwart
@rookie54 = extremely astute.