Story of the King of Banality

Silence!

You peasants shall be whipped!

@very-musty said
Silence!

You peasants shall be whipped!

Weird thread.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Weird thread.

@very-rusty said
But not the first! 🙂

-VR

@very-musty said
...said the King.

@very-rusty said
You got a little piece of brown stuff on the tip of your nose needs brushing off! 😛 😉

-VR

@very-musty said
... said the King.

@very-rusty said
It appears thetr is something brown between your teeth now, it must have dropped when your brushed it off your nose! No, the piece on the tip of your nose is still there too. 😉 Weird one!

-VR

@very-musty said
... said the King while drinking another pint of ale.

@very-rusty said
LOL@ very-musty and very wrong I am no king and don't drink so you're wrong on both counts. I'd say you were guilty and have you beheaded were I actually a king! 😛 😉

-VR

@very-musty said
... said Suzianne's husband...the worst King in the history of Vorbangall

@very-rusty said
Suzie Q has a husband? Man you are Weird!

How many times have you missed her saying she didn't NEED a man?

-VR

@very-musty said
... said the King of Vorbangall who is preparing for a divorce. 😔

Then one day a traveller from far and interesting places entered the Kingdom of Banality. He entered a tavern, drank his ale, and whispered to the wheelwright who was there that he was feeling a bit bored. The wheelwright went home, and soon realized that he, too, was feeling bored, and by the morning his whole family was infected. Boredom spread quickly through the town, those who met had nothing interesting to say, and in their turn became bored, and the King decreed that anyone feeling bored should stay at home, and not sally - forth into public places, but it was too late.