Originally posted by PBE6The Mississippi River.
I was just talking to a friend of mine, and she asked me a startling question - who would you want to narrate the story of your life? She said "Seinfeld, because then all the everyday stuff that happens to me would be funny!". I said "Damn, that's a good answer...". Then she said "or maybe Burl Ives, the guy who narrated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ...[text shortened]... rom beyond the grave." Trump and trumped.
So, who would you want narrating your life story?