Story of your life...

I was just talking to a friend of mine, and she asked me a startling question - who would you want to narrate the story of your life? She said "Seinfeld, because then all the everyday stuff that happens to me would be funny!". I said "Damn, that's a good answer...". Then she said "or maybe Burl Ives, the guy who narrated Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer claymation Christmas special." So then I had to say, "either Morgan Freeman, or myself from beyond the grave." Trump and trumped.

So, who would you want narrating your life story?

Tom Hanks, I think.

james earl jones

Originally posted by seraphimvulture
Tom Hanks, I think.

Originally posted by Chakan
james earl jones

Originally posted by Chakan
james earl jones

Originally posted by Nyxie
darn you, you beat me...

I might have to go with mae west.

Originally posted by PBE6
Excellent choice!! He's got bass tones for days, plus he's Darth Vader. What would he say though?

Johnny Cash. I never really followed him until he was dead... if that makes any sense, but his songs are so moving.

ohh the story of my life.... lololo

Originally posted by PBE6
That's a sexlicious choice. What would you have her say?

Originally posted by PBE6


So, who would you want narrating your life story?

Originally posted by Nyxie
Actually i've always been rather poetic, maybe we could get sylvia plath to do it. She had this victorian strict sounding voice that just gave you goosebumps.

Originally posted by PBE6
Got any poetic descriptions of your life that you'd want Sylvia to read?

Originally posted by Nyxie
I have a vague sense of you hinting at more information. Well just having her describe me eating breakfast would send chills down you. She had that effect. I guess she'd do a good eulogy at least.

Soon soon
the flesh the grave cave ate
will be at home on me
and I'm a smiling woman
like the cat I have nine times to die
this is number three
......... ...[text shortened]... lucifer herr God
beware beware
out of the ash I rise with my red hair
and I eat men like air

Originally posted by PBE6
I guess you had to be there.

Anyone else?