Story

Originally posted by SJ247
Of what, the need to borrow cash to buy toilet paper?

I have better things to spend my money on.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
$10 to buy toilet paper?!

I bet you went for the super-soft, pink, fluffy stuff 😉

Only spent 3 of it.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
I have better things to spend my money on.

Comic books?

Originally posted by SJ247
Comic books?

Still jealous?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Still jealous?

Oh yeah, I was wondering, why'd you change the name to Jalepeno Donkeys?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Still jealous?

Of what, buying porn, smokes, and liquor legally?

Originally posted by SJ247
Of what, buying porn, smokes, and liquor legally?

Perhaps, but I can still get 17 year olds legally. 😛

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Perhaps, but I can still get 17 year olds legally. 😛

Take them, take them all.

Originally posted by SJ247
Take them, take them all.

I will, and I'll take some porn, liquor, and smokes illegally while I'm at it.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
I will, and I'll take some porn, liquor, and smokes illegally while I'm at it.

It sounds like you're on the right track for success.

Originally posted by SJ247
It sounds like you're on the right track for success.

That's how I get my good grades 😛.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ok, children, it's CMS story time. Break out the alcohol, smokes, porno mags, and enjoy.

Today around say 3 PM, I feel a rumbling in my tum tum and realize that I have to "pinch a loaf". So I go to the bathroom, unfortunately no TP. So I check the other bathroom, no TP again. A bit of a dilemma, it's very important to wipe! So I borrow $10 from my ...[text shortened]... ypos in this, because it's 1 AM, but I don't care, Bowmann can find them I'm sure.

This is really funny. You know, when you're 17 you think the whole world is about your penis. You have to take a crap and it's about your penis. You're out of toilet paper and it's about your penis. You borrow ten dollars and it's about your penis.

I'm glad I survived that to be old.

Originally posted by kirksey957
This is really funny. You know, when you're 17 you think the whole world is about your penis. You have to take a crap and it's about your penis. You're out of toilet paper and it's about your penis. You borrow ten dollars and it's about your penis.

I'm glad I survived that to be old.

Hahahaha, the best part, even at your age it's still about your penis.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hahahaha, the best part, even at your age it's still about your penis.

Everybody should read this story. It's a coming of age tale!!! It's a bildungsroman!!!!!

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Everybody should read this story. It's a coming of age tale!!! It's a bildungsroman!!!!!

There's obviously no appreciation for classic literature on RHP. 😞