Story

Ok, children, it's CMS story time. Break out the alcohol, smokes, porno mags, and enjoy.

Today around say 3 PM, I feel a rumbling in my tum tum and realize that I have to "pinch a loaf". So I go to the bathroom, unfortunately no TP. So I check the other bathroom, no TP again. A bit of a dilemma, it's very important to wipe! So I borrow $10 from my sister and drive to buy some. I'm walking into the drug store when this hot girl passes me. I mean 8/10, so pretty good, and I'm 17 (she's probably around my age) so for you 40-50 year old's on here that's like an 18/10. She smiled at me, and I just walked past, go in, and buy the toilet paper. I didn't say anything to her, didn't get her name, number, or panties. But it probably would have been super awkward if I had. But it would have made for a better story, and I bet a lot of you were expecting something. This leaves me with a question now, mostly to the ladies, do you want hot sexy 17 year old men like myself to start talking to you on their way in to the store buy some TP. Or should we just smile and keep walking?


There may be typos in this, because it's 1 AM, but I don't care, Bowmann can find them I'm sure.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ok, children, it's CMS story time. Break out the alcohol, smokes, porno mags, and enjoy.

Today around say 3 PM, I feel a rumbling in my tum tum and realize that I have to "pinch a loaf". So I go to the bathroom, unfortunately no TP. So I check the other bathroom, no TP again. A bit of a dilemma, it's very important to wipe! So I borrow $10 from my ...[text shortened]... ypos in this, because it's 1 AM, but I don't care, Bowmann can find them I'm sure.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Did you ever get around to taking a dump??

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Oh yeah, yes, twice today in fact.

Originally posted by aspviper666
I kinda thought you were a "regular" guy. 😵

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Yes, I like to stay regular, so I take metamucil.

haha, god, no I don't...is that even how you spell it?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
This leaves me with a question now, mostly to the ladies, do you want hot sexy 17 year old men like myself to start talking to you on their way in to the store buy some TP. Or should we just smile and keep walking?


There may be typos in this, because it's 1 AM, but I don't care, Bowmann can find them I'm sure.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Were you going for a crafty five knuckle shuffle or a dump?

Originally posted by SJ247
A 17 year old isn't technically a "man", so keep walking, smile optional.

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Jealous.

Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Were you going for a crafty five knuckle shuffle or a dump?

keep walking if you havent got the bottle to say anything without asking peoples advice your not ready😛

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ok, children, it's CMS story time. Break out the alcohol, smokes, porno mags, and enjoy.

Today around say 3 PM, I feel a rumbling in my tum tum and realize that I have to "pinch a loaf". So I go to the bathroom, unfortunately no TP. So I check the other bathroom, no TP again. A bit of a dilemma, it's very important to wipe! So I borrow $10 from my ...[text shortened]... ypos in this, because it's 1 AM, but I don't care, Bowmann can find them I'm sure.