Stupid Lists

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Alive):

1) Dave Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Lewis Black

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Dead):

1) Bill Hicks
2) Richard Pryor
3) Mitch Hedberg

Favourite TV Shows:

1) Arrested Development
2) The Sopranos
3) Wonder Showzen

Favourite way to murder someone:

1) Poison
2) Asphyxiation/Drowning
3) Litigation

Favourite Sexual Positions:

1) The Frog Punch
2) The Mexican Cartwheel
3) Downward Dog(gy style)


Now some of yours...

Originally posted by darvlay
Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Alive):

1) Dave Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Lewis Black

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Dead):

1) Bill Hicks
2) Richard Pryor
3) Mitch Hedberg

Favourite TV Shows:

1) Arrested Development
2) The Sopranos
3) Wonder Showzen

Favourite way to murder someone:

1) Poison
2) Asphyxiation/Drowning
3) L ...[text shortened]... The Frog Punch
2) The Mexican Cartwheel
3) Downward Dog(gy style)


Now some of yours...

Originally posted by dottewell
Favourite colours

1. Dark blue
2. Light blue
3. Mid-blue

Lists, people! Not racist jokes!

My favourite thread types:

1. "My favourite three ..." threads
2. "My favourite ten ..." threads
3. "A-Z of ..." threads

Originally posted by darvlay
Lists, people! Not racist jokes!

Originally posted by dottewell
Favourite Koreas:

1. South Korea
2. North Korea

My favourite people:

1. My girlfriend
2. The Icecream man
3. The pizza delivery guy

Originally posted by darvlay
Favourite Zones:

1) End Zone
2) Eastern Standard Time Zone
3) Demilitarized Zone

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Alive):

1) They're not funny unless they're dead.

Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Dead):

1) Mitch Hedberg
2) Rodney Dangerfield
3) Bill Hicks

Favourite TV Shows:

1) The Sopranos
2) 24
3) South Park

Favourite way to murder someone:

1) Fire
2) Wooden shampoo (beating them over the head with a baseball bat)
3) Smith Morra Gambit

Favourite Sexual Positions:

1) Bismarck
2) The Dirty Sanchez
3) Woody Woodpecker

Originally posted by dottewell
Favourite words starting with "ba" and ending in "oon".

1. baboon
2. balloon

Favourite weapons:
1. Axe
Because you need to put your boot on the victim's head to remove it from his skull.

2. That's it, really.

Favourite excuses for being late

1. Alarm clock/electricity failure
2. Need to attend to urgent domestic incident e.g. flooding
3. Sheer weight of traffic

1. s
2. t
3. u
4. p
5. i
6. d
7.
8. l
9. i
10. s
11. t

Favourite Mathematical Constants:

4) Planck's
3) Pythagoras'
2) Archimedes'

and, of course,

1) Euler's