Originally posted by GalaxyShieldFrom wikipedia (yeah, I know you can't really trust it, but I am too lazy to search for other sources):
Top 3 types of nut:
3. Pecan
2. Walnut
1. Peanut
Now you may ask, "Where's the Cashew? The Cashew definitly belongs on that list!". But remember, the Cashew isn't a nut, it's a legune.
Remember that next time you end up in a conversation about nuts, might save you some embarassment.
🙂
"A nut in cuisine is a much less restrictive category than a nut in botany, the term being applied (or misapplied, depending upon the viewpoint) to many seeds that are not true nuts. Any large, oily kernel found within a shell and used in food may be regarded as a nut. [...] Some fruits and seeds that are nuts in the culinary sense but not in the botanical sense:
[...]
Cashew nuts are seeds.
[...]
Peanut is a legume and a seed."
Top painful sites when crushed ( men )
1) The left testicle
2) The right testicle ( 2nd because its in higher position ... then the pain is shorter 😀 )
3) The tongue
4) The tip of the nose ( ask Gerard Depardieu )
5) The tits ( specially if you are in coma and your doctor squeeze them to prove you are not dead ! )
Originally posted by drjegcCan you label them with a marker to make it easier? It's so hard to think in reverse in emergencies. 2 frownie faces for more pain, one for less. Thanks.
Top painful sites when crushed ( men )
1) The left testicle
2) The right testicle ( 2nd because its in higher position ... then the pain is shorter 😀 )
3) The tongue
4) The tip of the nose ( ask Gerard Depardieu )
5) The tits ( specially if you are in coma and your doctor squeeze them to prove you are not dead ! )
Originally posted by drjegcGood work, but I guess I wasn't clear. I was thinking that if men could just get a permanent marker and mark these on their bodies...then again, two frownie faces might require a bigger writing surface than is available. Never mind. Carry on.
Top 5 painful sites when crushed (men)
1) The left testicle 😠😠😠😠ðŸ˜
2) The right testicle 😠😠😠ðŸ˜
3) The tongue 😠😠ðŸ˜
4) The tip of the nose 😠ðŸ˜
5) The tits ðŸ˜
Originally posted by darvlayWell...wow...I didn't know Mitch Hedberg died. Maybe I had forgotten, but still. 😞
Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Alive):
1) Dave Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Lewis Black
Favourite Stand-Up Comedians (Dead):
1) Bill Hicks
2) Richard Pryor
3) Mitch Hedberg
Favourite TV Shows:
1) Arrested Development
2) The Sopranos
3) Wonder Showzen
Favourite way to murder someone:
1) Poison
2) Asphyxiation/Drowning
3) L ...[text shortened]... The Frog Punch
2) The Mexican Cartwheel
3) Downward Dog(gy style)
Now some of yours...
