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Originally posted by Attacking The KingTeach him chess. Subscribe him to Red Hot Pawn. Point him toward the general forum... maybe he'll kiss the bimbo good by.
I just found out my father in law who is 60 years old divorced 3 times, is giving his new girlfriend (45 years old) checques of $6000 and $8000 to pay a contractor to fix up the house they will move in together.
This lady has an 8 year old son and a 14 year old daughter that will also live with them part time due to the crazy ex husband who has ...[text shortened]... I so mad? Cause this fool will be old and broke and have to live in my house.
Stupid old man.
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Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI wish I could Gramps.
Teach him chess. Subscribe him to Red Hot Pawn. Point him toward the general forum... maybe he'll kiss the bimbo good by.
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He never competes in anything out of fear of failure.
His whole family is like that.
I'm always competitive. Anything from chess to running with scissors.
Originally posted by Attacking The KingHate the game not the player.
It's Nancy and she is nasty 🙁 she has this chin I want to punch.
It's this little round ball chin.
Buy yourself a box full of cute little white bunnies and a high velocity nail gun. Invite your father in law over for a visit. Upon his arrival, sit him down with a bottle of scotch and explain to him that for every week he persists in his dubious knobbykins with Nancy you're going to kill a fluffy white bunny and eat it. Demonstrate by shooting a bunny in the head with a nail gun.
As long as you're eating the bunnies(rabbits = livestock) and killing them humanely nobody can say a damn thing. Send him gifts made out of their fur/paws. A good pot of rabbit stew is always a nice gift.
If this fails to deter him, burn his house down by tossing tar coated rabbit fireballs through his windows and shoot him in the crotch with your nail gun as he attempts to flee the building. This will cost him less than the inevitable divorce and likely hurt his bollox less as well.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou sir are a genius!
Hate the game not the player.
Buy yourself a box full of cute little white bunnies and a high velocity nail gun. Invite your father in law over for a visit. Upon his arrival, sit him down with a bottle of scotch and explain to him that for every week he persists in his dubious knobbykins with Nancy you're going to kill a fluffy white bunny and ...[text shortened]... This will cost him less than the inevitable divorce and likely hurt his bollox less as well.
Can I replace the bunnies with kittens? I already have those.
Originally posted by Attacking The KingNo, no kittens. That would be animal cuelty. Rabbits are livestock and can be killed with impunity. You need to eat them though and not just kill for kicks. I recommend a rabbit and sausage gumbo, stew or jambalya.
You sir are a genius!
Can I replace the bunnies with kittens? I already have those.
Make sure you stage the first slaughter for maximum drama. Pet the little bunny while talking to your Father in Law. Ask him to give it a name. Tell him how much you love little bunnies and that it pains you to do this... then blow a high velocity nail through it's frontal lobe. He will be shocked. Let him blither for a few minutes and start yelling at him.
Originally posted by Attacking The KingHow the effin hell is he making so much money?
I just found out my father in law who is 60 years old divorced 3 times, is giving his new girlfriend (45 years old) checques of $6000 and $8000 to pay a contractor to fix up the house they will move in together.
This lady has an 8 year old son and a 14 year old daughter that will also live with them part time due to the crazy ex husband who has ...[text shortened]... I so mad? Cause this fool will be old and broke and have to live in my house.
Stupid old man.
Current g/friend is getting $14,000 to do house up
His previous wife had a house bought for her.
The one before that took EVERYTHING in the divorce.
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Originally posted by Attacking The KingWe use people every day in ways we don't even imagine, with or without approval. He is obviously approving of this symbiotic relationship, so why sweat him? No one complains about your use of others.
You idiot the woman is using him. You can't see that?
If it was about companionship why the need for his money to be dwindled down to nothing when he already has a large house they can live in.
Originally posted by FreakyKBHThat's all well and good until the broken old man ends up living in his basement drooling and furiously wacking off to The Price Is Right.
We use people every day in ways we don't even imagine, with or without approval. He is obviously approving of this symbiotic relationship, so why sweat him? No one complains about your use of others.