Quotes from Insurance Forms:
"The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up so I hit him again."
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
Originally posted by whodeyEh, what's 5 years between 'friends'?
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.