Originally posted by sbacatOh noes! The only sensible one has been assimilated by the borgian poo spewers. Run!
You're in luck. Nothing could be easier. Just get yourself enough mini-accelerometers to make six opposing circles facing inward. Something like these:
http://www.dimensionengineering.com/DE-ACCM3D.htm?gclid=CKKl_pCKhqoCFcTe4AodVQ6rzQ
Line the inside of the Kelvinator with sheets of these:
http://leadshield.com/lead-glass-x-ray-glass
Make sure the ...[text shortened]... e next six months or so. Damn commies anyway!
Good luck and for goodness sakes, be careful!