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Its sunday morning! The birds are chirping outside, I've still got sleep in my eyes, my hairs a mess but I'm on my 3'rd cigarette of the day on on my second cup of coffee (in under 50 mins: new personal record me thinks) and still in my butt ugly yet lovely fluffy and warm pj's reading through some web comics.

I thought I'd share my little ray of sunshine, if you have any you love please share too.

(Disclaimer: this board needs tags!!!)

http://www.fartparty.org/wp-content/uploads/2006-11-04.gif - Ahhh, who doesn't love a bit of Gorgonzola?

http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0001_small.jpg - I'll admit, I've done that...

http://www.collectedcurios.com/SAS_0045_Small.jpg - The best use of the word "nefarious" in a web comic. Ever.

http://www.collectedcurios.com/SAS_0019_Small.jpg - I love spider and scorpion.

Aaand one for badwolf: http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0265_small.jpg - See... true love via the internet: It does happen!

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Its sunday morning, I gotta go work in 10 minutes. Its raining and cold, yet still the birds singing outside kept me awake since 4am. I tried to stone them, but missed and one stone landed on the hood of my new car.

So yes, really good morning.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
Its sunday morning, I gotta go work in 10 minutes. Its raining and cold, yet still the birds singing outside kept me awake since 4am. I tried to stone them, but missed and one stone landed on the hood of my new car.

So yes, really good morning.
There there. Could be worse... You could be scrubbing toilets.

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they're good for waking up.
thx!

http://www.collectedcurios.com/SA_0301_small.jpg

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Originally posted by Jusuh
Its sunday morning, I gotta go work in 10 minutes. Its raining and cold, yet still the birds singing outside kept me awake since 4am. I tried to stone them, but missed and one stone landed on the hood of my new car.

So yes, really good morning.
next time try a flamethrower. It really works well.

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Originally posted by Natsia
There there. Could be worse... You could be scrubbing toilets.
what's wrong with that??

My job is beeing a toilet-scrubber

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.... If he's stoning his car accidentally, do you really want to trust him with a flame thrower?

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Originally posted by Natsia
.... If he's stoning his car accidentally, do you really want to trust him with a flame thrower?
Definitely.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Its sunday morning! The birds are chirping outside, I've still got sleep in my eyes, my hairs a mess but I'm on my 3'rd cigarette of the day on on my second cup of coffee (in under 50 mins: new personal record me thinks) and still in my butt ugly yet lovely fluffy and warm pj's reading through some web comics.

Yeah?

Prove how bad you look!

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Originally posted by Palynka
Definitely.
Only if there's a blast screen handy.

rmacken : Only if there's a blast screen handy. Besides, you've missed the lack of personal hygiene window for the morning.

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Originally posted by Natsia
Only if there's a blast screen handy.

rmacken : Only if there's a blast screen handy. Besides, you've missed the lack of personal hygiene window for the morning.
personal hygiene?

for some reason, I have woke up this morning with a taste of soap in my mouth and a very sore head!?

Does that count??

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Originally posted by Natsia
.... If he's stoning his car accidentally, do you really want to trust him with a flame thrower?
As long as he is not in a 500m radius of me.
Yes! 😏

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Originally posted by Natsia
Only if there's a blast screen handy.
I was hoping for his siblings to be close by.

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Originally posted by rmacken
personal hygiene?

for some reason, I have woke up this morning with a taste of soap in my mouth and a very sore head!?

Does that count??
... Dreaming of showering does not bring the same results. Although I'm sure your breath is minty fresh / lavender / whatever scent your soap of choice is.

Palynka: I was speaking for my own voyeuristic pleasures & safety.

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Originally posted by Natsia
I was speaking for my own voyeuristic pleasures & safety.
And me for my own sadistic pleasures.

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