Super Glue Errors, Mistakes, and Tragedies.

Angie got me thinking about Super Glue at the end of this page:

http://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=23947&page=1

We've probably all used Super Glue at one time or another, and I'm sure someone really screwed up.

I myself have glued myself to several broken things, glued my fingers together, and even glued myself to the phone.

I'm sure others have done such things, got any good ones?

ES

When I lived in Edinburgh, a petrol station was robbed by 2 guys who sprayed super glue on the counter and made the 2 staff put their hands on it. Safely having the staff stuck to the counter they proceeded to rob the place. Never did find out if they were caught.

Originally posted by helden
When I lived in Edinburgh, a petrol station was robbed by 2 guys who sprayed super glue on the counter and made the 2 staff put their hands on it. Safely having the staff stuck to the counter they proceeded to rob the place. Never did find out if they were caught.

A roomate of mine in college, Poopshooter Pauley loved the back door action and would go for the glory hole with every girl he dated. One of his dates apparently wasn't to fond of this and superglued his unit to his stomach while he was sleeping.

A few years ago one of the tabs broke on my game machine. 🙁
Okay, no problem... I bought some super glue! 🙂

Sooo, here I am with some tweezers, holding this small piece of plastic and trying to glue it back in place... Well, I got the glue on it and because I didn't want to drop it - I squeezed a little harder on the tweezers as I was about to put it in place.

BAMM!!! The damn thing flew out of the tweezers and RIGHT INTO MY EYE!!! 🙁

It's a natural reaction when something hits you in the eye, that the eye flutters, but guess what!? The object was forced out of my eye but the glue stuck to my eyeball!!! 😠

Yeah, so after a couple more eyelid flutters my damn eye was GLUED SHUT! <GASP!> :'(

I had to go into emergency and have my eyelid removed from my eyeball! Believe me, I was scared as hell that I was going to lose my sight! Fortunately, they had a solution that disolved the glue w/o harming my eye.

My second wife really liked long nails , but just couldn't grow them herself . She finally gave up , excepting special occasions . Her brother was getting married and she was in the wedding . So she got some of these "Lee Press on Nails " , which is basicly false nails glued on with superglue . Me , her uncle and aunt were sitting around our dining room table getting drunk and roaring with laughter at Rose trying to glue these on . She was making quite a mess of the whole process . She did not find as much humor in the situation as we did . I had gotten up to get another beer , came back , and rested my arm across the table to continue watching the festivities . She had put glue down on the table when I was gone , and I didn't realize it till I got up again (quickly ) , leaving most of my forearm skin on the table .

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
My second wife really liked long nails , but just couldn't grow them herself . She finally gave up , excepting special occasions . Her brother was getting married and she was in the wedding . So she got some of these "Lee Press on Nails " , which is basicly false nails glued on with superglue . Me , her uncle and aunt were sitting around our dining roo ...[text shortened]... n't realize it till I got up again (quickly ) , leaving most of my forearm skin on the table .

I guess when I was a baby my sister and brother super glued me to a ceiling fan and turned it up as high as it could go. I guess what they didn't know is that I was constipated and my mom had given me a bit of ex-lax right before they decided to have their fun. Thanks mom 🙂

Josh

a friend of mine works at the local hospital and told me this story...

A few weeks ago they had to deal with a patient who had visited a 'lady of negotiable virtue' only for her to put superglue on the johnny rather than lube.

...he had to walk to hospital with the baggie stuck to his old chap, and his hand stuck to the baggie where he'd tried to remove it.

I wonder how he explained it to his missus? 🙄

I once put nail glue to my eye thinking it was eye-drops (the bottles were very similar). Fortunately I realised as the glue touched my eyelashes and al I had to do was find the scissors without blinking and cut the affected ones away. Close though...

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I got up again (quickly ) , leaving most of my forearm skin on the table .