Super Stupied Stunts!

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You're a little sissy boy! Little cross-dressing Canadian sissy boy!

Yawn. Save that amateur junk for the likes of the Sloooooooow Pawn.

Originally posted by darvlay
Yawn. Save that amateur junk for the likes of the Sloooooooow Pawn.

You mean Mrs Shrek? LOL

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Keep it coming, skidmark...Mokko still lending you her dresses? How many "Crying Game" tricks are you up to now?

Me and mokko share cup sizes and national citizenry and that's it!

Originally posted by darvlay
You're a faggot.

And I'm not talking about homosexuals. I got no problem with homosexuals. Hell, I got friends that are homosexuals.

I'm talking about faggots. That's what you are.

Again, it has nothnig to do with your sexual orientation. I have nothing against homosexuals.

Faggots, on the other hand...

Yawn... sorry, missed that, you took so long I must have dozed off.

Faggot? Really. How nice. What you got against faggots then? I got friends that are real faggots, and I've got no problem with them.

I'd rather hang out with faggots than a crack pedalling rent boy like yourself...

Originally posted by rhb
Yawn... sorry, missed that, you took so long I must have dozed off.

Faggot? Really. How nice. What you got against faggots then? I got friends that are real faggots, and I've got no problem with them.

I'd rather hang out with faggots than a crack pedalling rent boy like yourself...

You're beacon of faggotry burns so bright that anyone you come in physical contact with becomes a faggot virtually by osmosis.

I have no problem with your homosexual friends unless, of course, you've tainted them with your resounding faggotry. If so, I want nothing to do with them. Death by Ungabunga.

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Oh, that's not what I hear. I hear you share deep secrets too. All those late nights on the phone, you crying, going through a whole box of tissues..."Oh, Mokko...I should have been born a woman...I feel trapped...I'll never afford the surgery..." I know all about that.

It's true, we were on the phone and I went through a box of tissues but you got the middle part mixed up.

Originally posted by darvlay
You're beacon of faggotry burns so bright that anyone you come in physical contact with becomes a faggot virtually by osmosis.

I have no problem with your homosexual friends unless, of course, you've tainted them with your resounding faggotry. If so, I want nothing to do with them. Death by Ungabunga.

I fear you're mistaking my flaming Ginger locks for a beacon of faggotry. I can understand your confusion, anyone so simple minded (like yourself) is likely to struggle on this matter.

Enough small-talk, how's business? Sold much crack - of either variety - today, or are you hoping things pick up in the evening?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
You wish you were born a man? You're like a Ken doll, no anatomical features "down there"?

I'm like Ken in the sense that I got a hot Barbie by my side while you're stuck with Daisy there, Pluto.

Originally posted by rhb
I fear you're mistaking my flaming Ginger locks for a beacon of faggotry. I can understand your confusion, anyone so simple minded (like yourself) is likely to struggle on this matter.

Enough small-talk, how's business? Sold much crack - of either variety - today, or are you hoping things pick up in the evening?

Slangin' ain't no thang, Ginger. You know how I roll.

Originally posted by darvlay
You know how I roll.

Far and fast, downhill. It's all that weight you carry. Tubby.

Originally posted by rhb
Far and fast, downhill. It's all that weight you carry. Tubby.

Ah! That's a triple twenty, for sure.

Originally posted by rhb
Far and fast, downhill. It's all that weight you carry. Tubby.

Seriously though, you all got the wrong impression of my weight and physique. I just got a little bit of extra weight in my face and gut. That's all. The rest of me is totally Adonis-like.

Originally posted by darvlay
Ah! That's a triple twenty, for sure.

triple twenty? That's sixty... are we talkin'bout the number of inches occupied by your waist again?

While we're on the subject, are you still wearing them shell-suits made from old hot air balloons? They suit you so good, I can see why the punters are demanding so much of you...