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Superman is a d;ck!

Superman is a d;ck!

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I always suspected as much:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Joe, I'm glad to see that your current forum avatar is not of the musclebound pant wearer, but I suggest you change your profile pick 🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
I always suspected as much:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Joe, I'm glad to see that your current forum avatar is not of the musclebound pant wearer, but I suggest you change your profile pick 🙂
"You sold us out, Clark. You gave them the power that should have been ours. Just like your parents taught you to. My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on the street, shaking in deep shock, dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to..."

"You're beginning to get the idea, Clark. This is the end, for both of us. We could have changed the world, now, look at us; I've become a political liability, and you, you're a joke."

"I want you to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember my hand at your throat... I want you to remember the one man who beat you..."

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
"You sold us out, Clark. You gave them the power that should have been ours. Just like your parents taught you to. My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on the street, shaking in deep shock, dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to..."

"You're beginning to get the idea, Clark. This is ...[text shortened]... ou to remember my hand at your throat... I want you to remember the one man who beat you..."
TDKR rocks, not least for it's belittling of d;ckman 🙂

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Originally posted by Starrman
TDKR rocks, not least for it's belittling of d;ckman 🙂
I've always had a love/hate relationship with Clark. Here's a guy who could single-handedly change the world in probably less than a week (remove nukes from everywhere, end starvation everywhere, etc) yet he plays things like a wuss.

He does get some of his balls back in TDKSA with of course, Bruce's help.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
I've always had a love/hate relationship with Clark. Here's a guy who could single-handedly change the world in probably less than a week (remove nukes from everywhere, end starvation everywhere, etc) yet he plays things like a wuss.

He does get some of his balls back in TDKSA with of course, Bruce's help.
Perhaps we should discuss his morals in the spirituality forum. He is afterall as closely akin to god as is necessary for the practices of purposeful debate. He has all the powers necessary to intervene and yet he only operates on a reactionary basis, rather than a pre-emptive one.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Perhaps we should discuss his morals in the spirituality forum. He is afterall as closely akin to god as is necessary for the practices of purposeful debate. He has all the powers necessary to intervene and yet he only operates on a reactionary basis, rather than a pre-emptive one.
The fundies will have fun with this one 🙂 I have to get to work but, if you want, go ahead and start it off and I will comment in about an hour or so.

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Originally posted by Joe Fist
"You sold us out, Clark. You gave them the power that should have been ours. Just like your parents taught you to. My parents taught me a different lesson... lying on the street, shaking in deep shock, dying for no reason at all. They showed me that the world only makes sense when you force it to..."

"You're beginning to get the idea, Clark. This is ...[text shortened]... ou to remember my hand at your throat... I want you to remember the one man who beat you..."
That quote from The Dark Knight Returns brings chills to my spine...

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what happened to 'truth, justice, and the American way'?

i'm a bit wary of judging Superman books by Superman book covers though...

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Originally posted by Starrman
I always suspected as much:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Joe, I'm glad to see that your current forum avatar is not of the musclebound pant wearer, but I suggest you change your profile pick 🙂
The quote at the end of this one is frickin hilarious!!

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Originally posted by Starrman
I always suspected as much:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Joe, I'm glad to see that your current forum avatar is not of the musclebound pant wearer, but I suggest you change your profile pick 🙂
Well, just remember... THAT superman died! 😳

But next summer a new superman movie is coming out with an updated character. 🙂

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