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Why does the shoe and clothes sections of today's supermarkets have the small sizes on the top shelf and the big sizes down near the floor?

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One of life's big questions.

Along with why is there only one monopolies commission?

and shop signs that say 'No Dogs Accept For Guide Dogs'

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Why are there electric monopoles but no magnetic monopoles?

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Why isn't there another word for thesaurus?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do you sit in the stands?

Why do you blow on your food to cool it down and blow on your hands to warm them up?

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Why do we park in drive ways?

And why do we drive in parkways?


Originally posted by wolfgang59
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Why do you blow on your food to cool it down and blow on your hands to warm them up?
you can cool food by expelling the steam above it exacting more vaporisation with the heat of vaporisation being carried away.

And if you blow on cold surfaces (below the temperature of your breath you still manage to transfer heat. (Plus you can reap the heat of cendensation if your hands are really cold).

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Originally posted by twohybrid
Why does the shoe and clothes sections of today's supermarkets have the small sizes on the top shelf and the big sizes down near the floor?
Think of the little people stacking the shelves...

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Why do fools fall in love?

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Who wrote the Book of Love?

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Why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 but the buns in packs of 6?

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I did know a magnetic scientist outstanding in his field...

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Originally posted by sonhouse
I did know a magnetic scientist outstanding in his field...
Was he pointing North?


Originally posted by sonhouse
Why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 but the buns in packs of 6?
Because there's always two fat bastards in 6 who ask for two hot dogs with their bun.

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Originally posted by twohybrid
Why does the shoe and clothes sections of today's supermarkets have the small sizes on the top shelf and the big sizes down near the floor?
I have a thermos that keeps hot soup hot and cold juice cold. How does it know?

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Originally posted by JS357
I have a thermos that keeps hot soup hot and cold juice cold. How does it know?
Come on JS357 they're inanimate...luck.