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Why is phonetically spelt so?

Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?

Is there a niche in the market for 'short spaghetti'?

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Why is phonetically spelt so?

Why does the word monosyllabic have so many syllables?

Is there a niche in the market for 'short spaghetti'?
Why does the second hand count minutes?
And the third hand count seconds?

Can you have a square meal of a round plate?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If you're claustrophobic but don't tell anyone -
do you eventually have to come out of the closet?

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Originally posted by Trev33
Think of the little people stacking the shelves...
So, does the shop manager ask the tall people to stack the top shelves with items for small people and the small assistants to stack the lower shelves with items for tall people?

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Originally posted by JS357
I have a thermos that keeps hot soup hot and cold juice cold. How does it know?
Thermos.

Duh.


Originally posted by wolfgang59

Can you have a square meal of a round plate?
"off" you idiot not "of" !!!!

😳

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Why does the abbreviation of World Wide Web have three times as many syllables?

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Originally posted by twohybrid
So, does the shop manager ask the tall people to stack the top shelves with items for small people and the small assistants to stack the lower shelves with items for tall people?
No, it's quicker to stack the heavier things lower.

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Originally posted by JS357
I have a thermos that keeps hot soup hot and cold juice cold. How does it know?
How does it know what? It doesn't. It doesn't need to know.

The air in the sealed chamber acts to insulate from the heat. In the case where the heat is on the inside, it keeps it there. In the case of cold on the inside, it keeps the heat from outside where it is. The insulating air doesn't need to know from which direction the heat is coming, it just insulates against all heat.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
How does it know what? It doesn't. It doesn't need to know.

The air in the sealed chamber acts to insulate from the heat. In the case where the heat is on the inside, it keeps it there. In the case of cold on the inside, it keeps the heat from outside where it is. The insulating air doesn't need to know from which direction the heat is coming, it just insulates against all heat.
There is a joke on German's fromer chancellor on this. I think JS357 knows perfectly well the workings.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
How does it know what? It doesn't. It doesn't need to know.

The air in the sealed chamber acts to insulate from the heat. In the case where the heat is on the inside, it keeps it there. In the case of cold on the inside, it keeps the heat from outside where it is. The insulating air doesn't need to know from which direction the heat is coming, it just insulates against all heat.
you're MEAN...

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Originally posted by Ponderable
There is a joke on German's fromer chancellor on this. I think JS357 knows perfectly well the workings.
So no angels are involved? It seems vaguely heretical.