02 Apr 09
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for faeces examination?
4. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is lots of fun?
5. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is healthy?
6. After knowing this phenomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?
7. Are you German?
Thanks!
02 Apr 09
Originally posted by SeitseI knew a german once, but I think i got away with it.
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for ...[text shortened]... enomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?
7. Are you German?
Thanks!
*for those who love Basil*
03 Apr 09
Originally posted by Seitse1. Yes, you told before
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for ...[text shortened]... enomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?
7. Are you German?
Thanks!
2. Yes, you told before
3. ....
Why are you obsessed by German toilets?
03 Apr 09
Originally posted by SeitseYes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no.
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for ...[text shortened]... enomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?
7. Are you German?
Thanks!
03 Apr 09
Originally posted by SeitsePlease be so kind to respond the following questionnaire. Your input will help us further the research about Germansand their habits.1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for faeces examinatio ...[text shortened]... this phenomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?7. Are you German?Thanks!Is Julian Mckeith German?There's a lot to be said for knowing what you've left behind in all aspects of living.
04 Apr 09
Originally posted by SeitseSeriously Seitse - I think this is a really important survey.
Please be so kind to respond the following questionnaire.
Your input will help us further the research about Germans
and their habits.
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation?
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose?
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for ...[text shortened]... enomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently?
7. Are you German?
Thanks!
1. Did you know Germans examine their own faeces after evacuation? Yes, I worked for a German company and that was in the policy manual.
2. Did you know that German flush toilets are designed specifically for such purpose? No - they did not provide us with flush toilets - loved our long drops, as described - when they came out here they would spend ages in them.
3. Did you know pharmacies in Germany sell special sticks for faeces examination? No - I know they came prepared for most things, and asked why they requested I immediately order a dozen 20 pieces of wood that were 20 feet long - we got a special on dowelling - 75 mm times 7 Metres.
4. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is lots of fun? Whilst the Germans had a teriffic sense of humour, they never shared that one.
5. Would you examine your own faeces if a German would tell you that doing so is healthy? No - ditto above
6. After knowing this phenomena, would you travel to Germany or move there permanently? No - the amount of wood I would go through would cost too much. Can you recycle?
7. Are you German? No - I am a Kiwi, but we are really green. Did I tell you that our Govt tried to introduce a fart tax (It was actually titled that in law). The farmers rebelled and even drove tractors up the steps of Parliament to protest, as it is very well known that cows, cattle, bulls, due to their intestines, fart a lot. They also found that males fart a lot, but women never fart. The said that the average humman being farts about 21 times a day, so on a 50% bais of women and men, that means men fart on average 42 times a day to make up for the fact that women don't fart at all. We in NZ take all these green facts very seriously
I trust that you will publish the results of your survey.