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Swearing at inanimate objects

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We are currently looking after my daughters dog. A young sprocker who is cute and an absolute swine. She told me he is very intelligent but I have played him at chess and beaten him 3 times and only lost twice so he is not as bright as she thinks.


@the-gravedigger said
We are currently looking after my daughters dog. A young sprocker who is cute and an absolute swine. She told me he is very intelligent but I have played him at chess and beaten him 3 times and only lost twice so he is not as bright as she thinks.
Who was holding the white pieces?
As an aside, walking dogs o'er hill and vale is great therapy, I think the world would be a better place if everyone had a dog to walk o'er hill and vale, that is if you have a hill and vale handy to walk them o'er. If Putin had had a dog to walk, he probably wouldn't have invaded the Ukraine.

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@rookie54 said
not always
sometimes, when i am irrationally angry
i will disconnect random computer peripherals without properly shutting them down

the squeals of machine terror are music to my ears


@BigDogg

Rage against the machine. Great video.


@indonesia-phil said
Who was holding the white pieces?
As an aside, walking dogs o'er hill and vale is great therapy, I think the world would be a better place if everyone had a dog to walk o'er hill and vale, that is if you have a hill and vale handy to walk them o'er. If Putin had had a dog to walk, he probably wouldn't have invaded the Ukraine.
I played white every game to get one over on the hound.


@indonesia-phil said
Dogs, who mentioned dogs...? I have two, Goldies, and I do swear at them sometimes although I do love them to bits and it doesn't seem to make any difference; they just look at me with those doggie eyes and I feel guilty. I know that you already know this, R R, but for the rest of the world, we now have 7, two week old puppies wobbling about the place trying to see thi ...[text shortened]... s not to corrupt their young and still forming sensibilities, and get them into bad habits so young.
This very responsible. Probably offers some clue as to why computers end up with so many bad habits from an early age as well.


@bigdogg said
[youtube nsfw - printer scene]N9wsjroVlu8[/youtube]
Great scene.


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I can only assume you never watched the movie.

That's usually why people make stupid comments.

I guess it also explains why you never quite grok what people are about.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok



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Have you never felt frustrated by a poorly designed machine? A broken machine is another matter, that’s due to failure to carry out routine maintenance mostly; get mad at the tech guys, not the machine. But a poorly designed machine has no reason to exist.

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@relentless-red said
We've probably all done it.
Yet still they misbehave.

Could this mean it doesn't work?
But, what would they get up to if we didn't do it?
I don't remember ever swearing at a particular inanimate object.

However, I have apologized on a few occasions to inanimate objects, just in case they were in fact to some degree sentient.



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