You thought that was bad, you should read the sequel. Luckily for you, I have it handy:
(A quite short play)
Two Swedish men walk into another bar.
Barman: Sorry, we don't serve homosexuals.
Swede 2 (points to openly homosexual customer, wearing leather chaps, seated at bar, drinking pint): But-oodle you-oodle served-oodle him-oodle!
Barman: Hop it, now!
[i] Exeunt
And the concluding part of the trilogy:
(a relatively short play)
Two Swedish gentlemen walk into a Gay Bar.
(awkward silence)
Swede 1 (to Swede 2): What-oodle are-oodle you-oodle having-oodle?
Swede 2 (to Swede 1): Mine's half a West Caost Cooler- I am Swedish, you know! And might I just add, on a related topic: oodle-doodle-doo!
Homosexual Barman: Right, you two: you're barred!
[i] Curtain falls.