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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
He says that she's a wild thing who needs to be taught by a German. Some things never change, it seems ...

We love you, Uncle Albert.

Ahem.

Wir ... lieben ... Dick ... Uncle ... Onkel ... Albert ...
*Ich habe genug von diesem Geplapper... Hat Deutschland nicht gewonnen? Warum sprechen nicht alle deutsch? Wer ist Dick?*

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(*whisper* who is going to break it to uncle Albert that Germany did not win World War 2?)

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Originally posted by hopscotch
[hidden](*whisper* who is going to break it to uncle Albert that Germany did not win World War 2?)[/hidden]
Sure it's WWII he's on about?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Sure it's WWII he's on about?
Pretty sure. He did die in 1943 after all.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*Ich habe genug von diesem Geplapper... Hat Deutschland nicht gewonnen? Warum sprechen nicht alle deutsch? Wer ist Dick?*
Good Lord, Albert, is sounds as though you've caught the death of cold! Dreadfully frightful, flu season, always seemed to upset the lads down at the chemists, what with all the prescriptions having to be filled, never mind the fact that they wouldn't do much that a slice of lemon and a pint of bitter wouldn't fix, hair of the dog and all that rot, what...

More tea?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*Ich habe genug von diesem Geplapper... Hat Deutschland nicht gewonnen? Warum sprechen nicht alle deutsch? Wer ist Dick?*
DIE FAHNE HOCH, DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN!

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Sorry, am I in the wrong room? Is this the séance for Lord Albert Needlebottoms of the Hastings Needlebottoms?

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Dreadfully sorry, I'll get my coat...

EDIT: Sorry about the cat...

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Originally posted by PBE6
Sorry, am I in the wrong room? Is this the séance for Lord Albert Needlebottoms of the Hastings Needlebottoms?

😳

Dreadfully sorry, I'll get my coat...

EDIT: Sorry about the cat...
You're coated in ectoplasm.

*miau*

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Originally posted by PBE6
Sorry, am I in the wrong room? Is this the séance for Lord Albert Needlebottoms of the Hastings Needlebottoms?

😳

Dreadfully sorry, I'll get my coat...

EDIT: Sorry about the cat...
Sorry, we seemed to have summoned Albert Müller, a veteran German soldier.

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Originally posted by hopscotch
DIE FAHNE HOCH, DIE REIHEN FEST GESCHLOSSEN!
*Ah, die schönen alten Lieder! Werden sie immer noch überall in den Schulen gesungen?*

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*Ah, die schönen alten Lieder! Werden sie immer noch überall in den Schulen gesungen?*
Is that the charming folkloric Wuerst Kessel song I hear?

I'll put the kettle on ...

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Originally posted by hopscotch
Sorry, we seemed to have summoned Albert Müller, a veteran German soldier.
Ah, explains the goosestep...thought it was the old rickets acting up again, you lot know how that is...well, all the best! Cheerio Mr. Müller, I do hope you feel better in the morning.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*Ah, die schönen alten Lieder! Werden sie immer noch überall in den Schulen gesungen?*
Aber natürlich! Sie sind tapfer gefallen und werden als einer der vielen Helden geehrt.


Something is wrong here, people. I do not even speak German

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is that the charming folkloric Wuerst Kessel song I hear?

I'll put the kettle on ...
*WAS MUSS ICH HÖREN? VERBALLHORNT HIER EIN WILDER DAS WERTVOLLE DEUTSCHE KULTURGUT?*

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Originally posted by Nordlys
*WAS MUSS ICH HÖREN? VERBALLHORNT HIER EIN WILDER DAS WERTVOLLE DEUTSCHE KULTURGUT?*
Yes, dear, I brought the football horns ...

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